Damn women drivers!!!
 

I got a chuckle out of this one and figured I'd share :)

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac going 55 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and
when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned "Big Jim and the Twins",
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!!

They usually have a damn phone planted on their head and reading Cosmopoliton as well :mad:

.....while they're busy fixing their lipstick

and polishing nails! lol

sometime women is a good drivers
but it's a soooo seldom

At least she wasn't reading the Bible....I've seen it!

haha
The worst I've seen was a taxi driver drinking beer while checking the horse bets in the newspaper......

I easily almost get hit by 3-4 women drivers everytime I go out. From cell phones, not checking blind spots, to them backing up with their head forward, etc... thank god I'm a good driver and can swerve and avoid them, but it adds excitement to my regular driving. It's like driving in a video game with them on the road.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh No way

Ya youre such a good driver canplayer, thats why you need lasik eye surgery.. im sure you can see signs and people when you're driving..that's why you can easily hit 3-4 drivers!!

Ya youre such a good driver canplayer, thats why you need lasik eye surgery.. im sure you can see signs and people when you're driving..

this is why you need one of these to snap them out of it

http://www.jottodesk.com/p/Push%20Bumper.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm a woman and I think women drivers suck

My Motto.."if you can't drive like a man...you shouldn't fuckin' be on the road!"

thanks for the laugh

lol :1orglaugh