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  • vicki
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1478

    #1

    Damn women drivers!!!

    I got a chuckle out of this one and figured I'd share

    Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac going 55 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and
    when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

    As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned "Big Jim and the Twins",
    ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

    Damn women drivers!!!
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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133986

    #2
    They usually have a damn phone planted on their head and reading Cosmopoliton as well

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    • Antonio
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2001
      • 14136

      #3
      Originally posted by spunky
      They usually have a damn phone planted on their head and reading Cosmopoliton as well
      .....while they're busy fixing their lipstick

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      • vicki
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 1478

        #4
        and polishing nails! lol
        If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.

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        • ChewbaCreative
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 1118

          #5
          sometime women is a good drivers
          but it's a soooo seldom

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          • Icon
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 1757

            #6
            At least she wasn't reading the Bible....I've seen it!

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            • Antonio
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2001
              • 14136

              #7
              Originally posted by Icon
              At least she wasn't reading the Bible....I've seen it!
              haha
              The worst I've seen was a taxi driver drinking beer while checking the horse bets in the newspaper......

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              • canplayer
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2004
                • 557

                #8
                I easily almost get hit by 3-4 women drivers everytime I go out. From cell phones, not checking blind spots, to them backing up with their head forward, etc... thank god I'm a good driver and can swerve and avoid them, but it adds excitement to my regular driving. It's like driving in a video game with them on the road.
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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Icon
                  At least she wasn't reading the Bible....I've seen it!
                  No way

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                  • JHHM
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Originally posted by canplayer
                    I easily almost get hit by 3-4 women drivers everytime I go out. From cell phones, not checking blind spots, to them backing up with their head forward, etc... thank god I'm a good driver and can swerve and avoid them, but it adds excitement to my regular driving. It's like driving in a video game with them on the road.
                    Ya youre such a good driver canplayer, thats why you need lasik eye surgery.. im sure you can see signs and people when you're driving..that's why you can easily hit 3-4 drivers!!

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                    • JHHM
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Originally posted by canplayer
                      I easily almost get hit by 3-4 women drivers everytime I go out. From cell phones, not checking blind spots, to them backing up with their head forward, etc... thank god I'm a good driver and can swerve and avoid them, but it adds excitement to my regular driving. It's like driving in a video game with them on the road.
                      Ya youre such a good driver canplayer, thats why you need lasik eye surgery.. im sure you can see signs and people when you're driving..

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                      • asuna
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 8743

                        #12
                        this is why you need one of these to snap them out of it

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                        • woj
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 47882

                          #13
                          Originally posted by vicki
                          I got a chuckle out of this one and figured I'd share

                          Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac going 55 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and
                          when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

                          As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned "Big Jim and the Twins",
                          ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

                          Damn women drivers!!!

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                          • Dina_C9
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 930

                            #14
                            I'm a woman and I think women drivers suck
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                            • TooDoLittleIzALot
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                              • Feb 2005
                              • 158

                              #15
                              My Motto.."if you can't drive like a man...you shouldn't fuckin' be on the road!"

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                              • gangbangjoe
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                                • May 2004
                                • 17693

                                #16
                                thanks for the laugh

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                                • Adultnet
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 8713

                                  #17
                                  lol


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