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nojob 02-03-2005 04:56 PM

When You Wake Up In the Morning What Is the First Thing You Do?
 
I am curious what motivates people in the morning. Do they anxiously run over to the computer to post on GFY, Check their Affiliate Stats, Go to the gym, Or just sit around and watch porn?

I used to do the gym thing ,but got too lazy for that. Now I just check my stats on my affiliate program then go on gfy. How about you?

riddler 02-03-2005 05:09 PM

shut my alarm clock off.

Manowar 02-03-2005 05:09 PM

Wash, then go for a jog, then wash again

Pornkings 02-03-2005 05:11 PM

Wash my ass

Loryn 02-03-2005 05:12 PM

Masturbate!!! :Graucho

The use the restroom and jump in the shower!!! :thumbsup

Vanilla DeVille 02-03-2005 05:13 PM

Take my little guy to school, have breakfast... then post on GFY! :)

Sosa 02-03-2005 05:15 PM

umm turn off my alarm :), then turn on my laptop, then take a shower

JFPdude 02-03-2005 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrC
shut my alarm clock off.


Damn and here I thought I was the only one who did this.

Furious_Male 02-03-2005 05:15 PM

Flick on the news while I am still half asleep (need to make sure the world isn't any more fucked up then it already is), then flip to the financial channels.. Get up.. shower.. work.

PenisFace 02-03-2005 05:15 PM

Tim hortons.

Martin 02-03-2005 05:16 PM

Put the news on, turn on laptop, eat. Come back to laptop turn on stats remote, icq, the e-mail. What a hard life.

swedguy 02-03-2005 05:16 PM

Start the computer. Check the news, email and clear the review que.
Before I used to take half an hour walk in the morning... I have to start doing that again.

Tala 02-03-2005 05:18 PM

Go back to sleep.

JFPdude 02-03-2005 05:18 PM

Shut the alarm clock off.

Grab a smoke.

Piss.

See if the old lady wants some fun.

usually in that order ... who's writing the book that needs this info anyways ?

nojob 02-03-2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
Damn and here I thought I was the only one who did this.

I havent used an alarm clock since high school. Luckily i am programmed to get up around 8 - 830

JDog 02-03-2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nojob
I am curious what motivates people in the morning. Do they anxiously run over to the computer to post on GFY, Check their Affiliate Stats, Go to the gym, Or just sit around and watch porn?

I used to do the gym thing ,but got too lazy for that. Now I just check my stats on my affiliate program then go on gfy. How about you?

Well I wake up, go to the computer, make sure shit's running correctly, then grab my coffee or cola. I'm getting one of those home gyms put in my office tho, so I go accross the room and I'm there.

jDoG

feN 02-03-2005 05:18 PM

take a piss and then switch on notebook...

Furious_Male 02-03-2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nojob
I havent used an alarm clock since high school. Luckily i am programmed to get up around 8 - 830

I never use an alarm clock either. Even if I have to get up for something important 2-3 hours before my normal time. I put the time in my head when I go to bed and wake up right on time give or take a few minutes.

nojob 02-03-2005 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
I never use an alarm clock either. Even if I have to get up for something important 2-3 hours before my normal time. I put the time in my head when I go to bed and wake up right on time give or take a few minutes.

wow. I thought i was the only one that did that . :thumbsup


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