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KRosh 02-02-2005 10:08 PM

will you make the right decision? (This is a test)
 
Decisions


You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when
you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
only be one passenger in your car?

Answer will be posted shortly.... :thumbsup

vivency-AdamQ 02-02-2005 10:09 PM

numbah two!

sonofsam 02-02-2005 10:10 PM

2..........

vivency-AdamQ 02-02-2005 10:10 PM

i mean, the old lady is gonna die soon anyways, and a "partner" pfft... there are more fish in the sea

sonofsam 02-02-2005 10:10 PM

thats stupid..... i dont really need to wait for your answer... i KNOW its number 2.

AaronM 02-02-2005 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivency-AdamQ
i mean, the old lady is gonna die soon anyways, and a "partner" pfft... there are more fish in the sea


Exactly. Take the guy who saved your life.

Top Jimmy 02-02-2005 10:12 PM

# 2 This prolly means I am a serial killer though LOL

AaronM 02-02-2005 10:12 PM

Wait a minute.....Fuck em all.

I got my own shit to do and the bus is on it's way.

FEMBOT2 02-02-2005 10:12 PM

I would have to go with #2

Verbal 02-02-2005 10:12 PM

let the old friend take the lady in your car leaving you alone with the perfect partner ... hehehe (as long as he comes back to pick you up, which in my case would be 2 1/2 minutes)

KRosh 02-02-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
thats stupid..... i dont really need to wait for your answer... i KNOW its number 2.


hey how about you make an argument why you say number 2 ??
even though that is not the correct answer

pushpills 02-02-2005 10:13 PM

the gramma....never had a gum job before.

sonofsam 02-02-2005 10:14 PM

Because you choose a friend over a bitch or a stranger any day...

if not, then you're a punk bitch.

WiredGuy 02-02-2005 10:14 PM

This is one of those think outside the box type moral questions :)

You stop your car, get out, give the keys to your friend and have him take the old lady to the hospital or wherever she's going and you stay with the girl of your dreams, take her home and get it on.

WG

GiantGnome 02-02-2005 10:14 PM

oops nevermind

Top Jimmy 02-02-2005 10:15 PM

I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."


Doht! well at least I am not a serial killer :) Thanks google for the answer.

sonofsam 02-02-2005 10:16 PM

i think what he meant by looks as if shes about to die... is... shes really old

Rantan 02-02-2005 10:17 PM

Iwould offer my car to the old women and my friend, and wait at the bus stop with my new lover.

sonofsam 02-02-2005 10:17 PM

plus... i've your going to pull over and help every elderly person.. you're not getting very far....

JustJen 02-02-2005 10:18 PM

if i was FORCED to actually stop my car in the rain, probably the old lady. But she will probably die in my car and that would piss me off as I would think her ghost will then haunt my car. If I chose the friend, then I would have to do "small talk" like how have you been, are you married, blah blah etc. I HATE small talke. And who needs a dream mate? they all become bottom feeding suckers at one point or another.

Napoleon Dynamite 02-02-2005 10:19 PM

#1 you might save her life or prevent her from getting really sick

vivency-AdamQ 02-02-2005 10:19 PM

pfft... yes, please enter my car sopping wet with an old woman.... as i stand outside in the rain...

fuck the bitch and the old woman.

KRosh 02-02-2005 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
This is one of those think outside the box type moral questions :)

You stop your car, get out, give the keys to your friend and have him take the old lady to the hospital or wherever she's going and you stay with the girl of your dreams, take her home and get it on.

WG


WG and Top Jimmy .. You guys are almost correct :)

her we go

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to
die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend
because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to
pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate
again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming
up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to
my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay
behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

....HOWEVER....
The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her
misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then
drive off with the old friend for a few beers

:321GFY

Warden 02-02-2005 10:21 PM

1. just because I was raised to respect my elders and karma can be a bitch

Warden 02-02-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal
let the old friend take the lady in your car leaving you alone with the perfect partner ... hehehe (as long as he comes back to pick you up, which in my case would be 2 1/2 minutes)

Now that is great logic!

The Sultan Of Smut 02-02-2005 10:26 PM

Number 1

WiredGuy 02-02-2005 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh
The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers

My way let's you get the best of everything without having to talk to the cops the next morning. Just have your friend pick you up in the morning :)

WG

WiredGuy 02-02-2005 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen
And who needs a dream mate? they all become bottom feeding suckers at one point or another.

:winkwink:

woj 02-02-2005 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal
let the old friend take the lady in your car leaving you alone with the perfect partner ... hehehe (as long as he comes back to pick you up, which in my case would be 2 1/2 minutes)

good answer :thumbsup

vivency-AdamQ 02-02-2005 10:28 PM

i wouldnt hire that guy, too sex-centered. :P

JustJen 02-02-2005 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
:winkwink:

I am totally right though.

WG, do you think I have become bitter in my old age??

WiredGuy 02-02-2005 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen
I am totally right though.

WG, do you think I have become bitter in my old age??

You're not old Jen :)
But maybe you should try some fresh young meat and see if you change your mind :wetkiss

WG

JustJen 02-02-2005 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
You're not old Jen :)
But maybe you should try some fresh young meat and see if you change your mind :wetkiss

WG

Give me traffic first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!















hahahahha. sorry. you know me. just couldn't resist.

WiredGuy 02-02-2005 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen
Give me traffic first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahha. sorry. you know me. just couldn't resist.

I'm expecting that by now, haha. Hey did you ever get those pics from Vegas from your digicam?

WG

xclusive 02-02-2005 10:45 PM

number two

JustJen 02-02-2005 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I'm expecting that by now, haha. Hey did you ever get those pics from Vegas from your digicam?

WG

OMG. yes. I HAD them. My husband deleted them out of a jealous rage. We will have to take more in Phoenix.

MandyBlake 02-02-2005 10:46 PM

i'd pick number 2

Hue G. Pness 02-02-2005 10:55 PM

Fuck all three of them. The bus will show up eventually. In the mean time I'll drive to the strip club and save them a seat.

WiredGuy 02-02-2005 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen
OMG. yes. I HAD them. My husband deleted them out of a jealous rage. We will have to take more in Phoenix.

OMG are you serious, you lost them?! Dammit, those were the only pics of us together!
WG


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