I Am Canadian !!
 

A Canadian named Joe walks into a bar on a remote Greek island,and the barmaid takes his order, a Molson, and notices his accent.Over the course of the night they get talking and she tells him she's Darlene and she's Canadian too.

At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Darlene is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Molson and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Darlene remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree .
This goes on for 5 nights.

On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Molson and sits in the corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then maybe she can shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from and he tells her: "Calgary". "So am I...Where in Calgary? "Montgomery" he replies. "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"McCleod Street" he replies. "This is unbelievable..." she says,
"What number?" He says "2460" and she is totally astonished. "Whoa- You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 2475! My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

HE WHO DRINKS CANADIAN, THINKS LIKE A CANADIAN!........ SMART!!!!!

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:upsidedow Reminds me of the show your tits for the rent money joke

hahahahaha

LOL ... clean-up @ Paco's desk

he he hehe :thumbsup

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Good one man.

only canadians can appreciate that one in all its glory

That joke has nothing to do with Canada.

Replace "Canadian" with "Dutch", and "Molson" with "Heineken" and the joke would still be funny.

or replace "Canadian" with "American", and "Molson" with "Budweiser" and the joke would still be funny.

Besides, Molson is barely a Canadian brand of beer. It just merged with Coors.

nothing funny about Heineken

really need to chill out..

http://www.sixthseal.com/images/diazepam.jpg

ummm....why? I'm not angry, and I don't see where you get the idea that I am.

On the other hand, I did disagree with what you said, and I can understand how that would bother you, and this is probably your weak attempt at striking back at me. Perhaps you are the one who needs to "chill out"?

:glugglug

rotflmao :1orglaugh

fine so maybe I over reacted - i apologize (yet another canadian past time)

Dat b so fany :1orglaugh

-Dino

Lol, that was a good one;)

i read it before and i found it funny!!

hahah that sounds suspiciously like my trip in Vegas.. except that I was Joe, and Juicy was the barmaid.

http://photothru.com/photo_filedb1/A...11A2C89F_6.jpg fuck canada.. :321GFY