adult photographers dont know what a rough shoot is
 

I'm watching on animal planet, this photographers assignment is to shoot the 10 deadliest snake in Africa. Scary and very ballsy shit, He has to get the snake pissed off enough so he gets a good shot .

Hmmm - I've worked with my share of snakes in this business :(

lol ^

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one of our snakes doesnt send you to the hospital from a scratch lol

I've gotten attacked a few times while shooting on location!

Watch this Attack Video

Well said Dean

naw, just herpes

I have shot miserable models myself but at its worse its not a black mamba lol

well sometimes you're in a jam, and the models that turn up don't look anything like their promo pix, and they show late, with an attitude, or loaded, or with a nasty cold sore, or a pimply ass that will require lots of post processing, etc etc.

but you've already booked the boutique hotel room, and room service has brought sandwiches, and the other girl wants to proceed.

so you bite your tounge so as not to break the karma, and you try your best to be cool and make the skank look sexy.

and it's about like trying to fuck a rattlesnack.

omg, that's too funny. And so true :)

Hell hath no fury like a porn slut scorned.

Photographing snakes and models can be pretty much the same.

Yeah, porn is easy money.......Period!