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me and my girlfriend decided to marry.

we've been together for 3.5 years, the only problem we had was her slut sister.
she was hitting on me since day 1, and it's wasn't just my imagination, because my girlfriend said so as well.

and she is VERY HOT.

I avoided her the whole time I was with my girl, until yesterday, 3 days before our wedding day.

she called me and asked me to come over to fix something at her door step, I said: "ok, but no funny shit!" , she giggled and said: "ok".
as I parked the car I saw her at the window with an "I want to fuck you" look, but I still came in and asked: "hi, ok, so what's the problem?"
she said the problem is that I'm gonna get married soon and she wanted to do the "wild monkey dance" with me from the first day she saw me.
she said my girlfriend and future bride will never know, and after we do it this one and last time she will leave me alone.

I didn't respond, because I didn't really know what to say, so she said: "I'm going upstairs, if you want to, I'll be waiting there...naked and ready."
she went upstairs and threw her underwear back to the stairs. that made me really horny.

I turned around, ran out of the house, and there my girlfriend stood (!!!)
she hugged me and said: "Honey, I knew what was going on between you and my sis, I know she's been try to sack you from day 1.
I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

I was in shock.

and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS