Does your shit sink or float ?
 

Way to go, idiot. Great post :321GFY

Not to add to this sophmoric thread, but I do think it's a good point to know the reason shit floats or sinks. If your shit sinks then it means that your body didn't process all the available protein from your meal.

Floating shit is healthy shit...I think. I may just be talking shit.

i cant afford to pay the water bill so it just splats onto hard porcelain :(

I think he may be right.

usually sink I think!

I usually don't stare at it long enough to tell

Actually, floating means you have eaten a lot of fat. Sinking is better.

Depends on how long you keep it for, and how you store it, before you flush.

sometimes it just stays halfway to the bottom :P

Why do some feces float and others sink?


because some feces has pockets of methane and this makes it float. If you evacuate quickly after feeluing the urge to defacate, then your feces have ample methane-if you hold on to your feces then you are not only anal-retentive, but you are a veritable flatus factory-but your feces will sink.

Is it healthier for human feces to float or to sink to the bottom of the toilet?


To sink down! If they float that means they are full of toxins and fat which means your diet is not the most appropriate one!

i was going to say that i read somewhere that floating poop is better.

I think floating means you are eating to much fats or carbs.

i always shoot for somewhere in between bottom and top... sort of like a mid way floater that is not to heavy to sink, but not to light to make its way to the top :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I do believe MONA is correct..shit that floats means that there is more fat in your diet. Should it sink, it means that it is pure waste.

Floating poo means you eat to much fat, your poo probably hovers.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is a 2005 thread, how did you stumble across this? what were you searching for..lol

I didn't analize!

It smells like Febreze.

Not really sure I will let you know next time I take a crap

Not really sure I will let you know next time I take a crap

Not quite sure

Yep, Mona is 100% correct. You want your shit to sink people, if not you are eating too much fat in your diet.

it flies like an eagle :thumbsup
http://www.nature-photos.org/images/...ying_eagle.jpg

Mine swims ...