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$5 submissions 01-31-2005 09:26 PM

Tera Patrick: ROBBED!
 
http://nypost.com/seven/01272005/gossip/38882.htm

Porn star Tera Patrick's beloved toy fox terrier has been dognapped. Six-pound Chopper, who appears with Patrick in her upcoming X-rated opus, "Reign of Tera," was snatched from her Cadillac Escalade while she shopped at a Van Nuys, Calif., mall this week. Patrick is offering a $5,000 reward for his safe return. "I don't want to have kids at all, so this is my baby," Patrick told us. "He is my everything. I take him on the set. He's been in magazines. I'll pay $5,000 to get him back, no questions asked. He belongs with me."

Screaming 01-31-2005 09:27 PM

well shesh if he meant that much i would think he would be worth more then 5k but never the less i hope she gets him back safe and sound

sonofsam 01-31-2005 09:29 PM

it's probably a crackhead.. and they've probably traded the dog for a 40 piece already

boneprone 01-31-2005 09:31 PM

If a Korean kidnapped em, he's done for.

WiredGuy 01-31-2005 09:32 PM

They took the dog but left the escalade untouched? No stolen stereo or anything? Seems odd.

WG

$5 submissions 01-31-2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
If a Korean kidnapped em, he's done for.

I've seen your infamous "Wok the Dog" post. But I'd think no one would go through all that trouble for an appetizer....

QuaWee 01-31-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
If a Korean kidnapped em, he's done for.

... I sure do love racial jokes
:disgust

Kard63 01-31-2005 09:36 PM

pets kick ass. thats too bad.

SmokeyTheBear 01-31-2005 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
They took the dog but left the escalade untouched? No stolen stereo or anything? Seems odd.

WG


publicity stunt ..

boneprone 01-31-2005 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
... I sure do love racial jokes
:disgust


Not joking..

Her dog would make a great meal for the right family.

boneprone 01-31-2005 09:40 PM

LA has a BIG Korean Town as well.

QuaWee 01-31-2005 09:43 PM

............

$5 submissions 01-31-2005 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
publicity stunt ..

Interesting theory.

QuaWee 01-31-2005 09:45 PM

So, what you are telling me is that all Koreans eat dogs and that because of LA's BIG Korean town it was most likely a Korean. umm, ok. Next time my brother drives his Honda Civic to the Metreon in San Francisco, I will tell him not to because I do not want any Asian people to steal it...

xclusive 01-31-2005 09:46 PM

Could also be a stalker that would do anything to have something of hers...

DWB 01-31-2005 09:48 PM

Good. the hahahaha.

QuaWee 01-31-2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Could also be a stalker that would do anything to have something of hers...


exactly what I thought when I first read thread, but hey racial stereotyping works also :thumbsup

$5 submissions 01-31-2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Could also be a stalker that would do anything to have something of hers...

I was thinking along the same lines as well.

jennym 01-31-2005 09:52 PM

I don't know about her, but I don't leave my "babies" in the car while I shop. :disgust

xclusive 01-31-2005 09:52 PM

P.S. I'm not giving it back lol

boneprone 01-31-2005 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
So, what you are telling me is that all Koreans eat dogs and that because of LA's BIG Korean town it was most likely a Korean. umm, ok. Next time my brother drives his Honda Civic to the Metreon in San Francisco, I will tell him not to because I do not want any Asian people to steal it...

Cant you read?? The gooks arent stealing cars, they are stealing dogs..

So unless your brother has a dog in his car he doesnt really have to worry about the Koreans.

WiredGuy 01-31-2005 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
publicity stunt ..

I do recall another press release of Tera Patrick and her agency recently... interesting timing for the two stories to come so close together.

WG

QuaWee 01-31-2005 09:54 PM

I do not understand how people get so emotionally attached to pets

boneprone 01-31-2005 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennym
I don't know about her, but I don't leave my "babies" in the car while I shop. :disgust

Do you live in a highly Asian populated area??

boneprone 01-31-2005 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I do recall another press release of Tera Patrick and her agency recently... interesting timing for the two stories to come so close together.

WG


Intresting angle...

Hmmmm.. Isnt she half Korean?

QuaWee 01-31-2005 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Cant you read?? The gooks arent stealing cars, they are stealing dogs..

So unless your brother has a dog in his car he doesnt really have to worry about the Koreans.

Actually, I was using your logic to make a point. I was hypothetically but I guess you misread/skimmed/ or just did not understand. I love when you said, "he doesn't have to worry about Koreans". I have nothing against you but I just hate when people generalize a specific group of people

boneprone 01-31-2005 09:57 PM

Hey dont hate me because Koreans eat dogs...

Rorschach 01-31-2005 09:58 PM

maybe it was kidnapped for beast porn

$5 submissions 01-31-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
it's probably a crackhead.. and they've probably traded the dog for a 40 piece already

Reminds me of that scene from Spike Lee's "Jungle Fever"--

What did you do with the TV?

I smoked it!

QuaWee 01-31-2005 10:00 PM

lol, not all Koreans eat dogs but ok. its pointless in trying to explain to you what you are saying is wrong, so i'll just leave it alone. i guess that old saying is true to some, "IGNORANCE IS BLISS". i'll let that sarinate and you can get back to me next year after you figure out what i meant, thanks but 24 is on at the momment on Fox

zzgundamnzz 01-31-2005 10:02 PM

I think it was stalker following her... makes no sense for a thief to leave the Escalade alone.

WiredGuy 01-31-2005 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Intresting angle...

Hmmmm.. Isnt she half Korean?

She's got some kind of asian in her...
WG

$5 submissions 01-31-2005 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
She's got some kind of asian in her...
WG

She's part thai, part Scandinavian

boneprone 01-31-2005 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
lol, not all Koreans eat dogs but ok. its pointless in trying to explain to you what you are saying is wrong, so i'll just leave it alone. i guess that old saying is true to some, "IGNORANCE IS BLISS". i'll let that sarinate and you can get back to me next year after you figure out what i meant, thanks but 24 is on at the momment on Fox

You my friend are the one that does not understand culture..

You think everyone in the world only eats Beef and Chicken?

Some cultures find Beef to be a God and Holy and wont eat it. Others find Pork as a sin to eat and dont eat it.

Americans find eating a dog to be repulsive just as other cultures find eating Beef and cows repulsive..

It is fact that Americans love thier Beef and Koreans love thier dogs..

Hell, if Tera Patrick had a Pig in the car and it was stolen I wouldnt blame a Muslim!! Id blame a white man!!

The fact of the matter is Koreans eat dogs..

Some of these little gook fuckers in LA are addicted to meth and God knows what else.. They are hurting for money and hungry.

All im saying is, Tera should put up reward signs in Korean Town..

Im not a gambling man, but if I were Id bet her dog is there in one of them gook bastard's resturants.

sickkittens 01-31-2005 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Could also be a stalker that would do anything to have something of hers...

I think they'd go for her panties first.

boneprone 01-31-2005 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
She's part thai, part Scandinavian

As far as I know the Thai people are very classy and dont eat dogs.
They arent from Asia. I think they are from the Orient.

I feel for her...

Let this be a lesson to you GFYers.. Dont leave your pets, especially DOGS unattended in urban multi-cultrual cities like LA.

SmokeyTheBear 01-31-2005 10:12 PM

If its a publicity stunt its a good one :)..

I remember this one i saw on t.v. im positive was a publicity stunt , but the tv news fell for it like suckers..

It was a story about a used car dealership that bought a car off some guy and supposedly while they were cleaning it out they found $50,000 in the backseat between the seat cushions, so the used car dealer was so honest he phoned up the guy who sold him the car and gave him the $50,000 back.. I remember the guy who supposedly sold him the car kept saying how honest JOE'S USED AUTO SALES was , he kept saying it over and over..

Its still a good trick actually for a small business to get free publicity. Just get a friend to call up and make up some fake stroy about leaving wads of cash in the store by mistake and you get your business in the news as being honest shmoe's

Pornwolf 01-31-2005 10:22 PM

How dare you say Koreans eat dogs Boneprone. Although, my last plate of Korean BBQ did taste a little funny. Hmm... Maybe it was chicken?

onlymovies 01-31-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Hell, if Tera Patrick had a Pig in the car and it was stolen I wouldnt blame a Muslim!! Id blame a white man!!.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Some of these little gook fuckers in LA are addicted to meth and God knows what else.. They are hurting for money and hungry.

he said 'and hungry' :1orglaugh

flashfire 01-31-2005 10:42 PM

I didnt really care until I heard it was a dog...now its sad:(

DWB 01-31-2005 10:42 PM

I have seen Thais eat dog in northern Thailand. Many cultures will eat dog in rural areas.

QuaWee 01-31-2005 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
You my friend are the one that does not understand culture..

You think everyone in the world only eats Beef and Chicken?

Some cultures find Beef to be a God and Holy and wont eat it. Others find Pork as a sin to eat and dont eat it.

Americans find eating a dog to be repulsive just as other cultures find eating Beef and cows repulsive..

It is fact that Americans love thier Beef and Koreans love thier dogs..

Hell, if Tera Patrick had a Pig in the car and it was stolen I wouldnt blame a Muslim!! Id blame a white man!!

The fact of the matter is Koreans eat dogs..

Some of these little gook fuckers in LA are addicted to meth and God knows what else.. They are hurting for money and hungry.

All im saying is, Tera should put up reward signs in Korean Town..

Im not a gambling man, but if I were Id bet her dog is there in one of them gook bastard's resturants.


gook? lol, please stop making a fool of yourself. of course a Muslim does not eat meat, because it is against their religion. i am not saying koreans dont eat dog, I am saying that not all Koreans eat dog. you need to stop categoralizing all people of one race

QuaWee 01-31-2005 11:18 PM

BTW, I am African American/Chereokee and I eat lamb and salmon more than I eat chicken. So, your racial stereotypes are based on ignorance more than logic.

xNetworx 01-31-2005 11:18 PM

LoL @ "Wok The Dog" :1orglaugh

KCat 01-31-2005 11:20 PM

Purebred toy breeds are worth hundreds of dollars & a simple ad in the paper would be all you'd need to sell the dog. But still smells like a publicity stunt to me. Kept Paris in the news after the sex tape got old.

Der Schleicher 01-31-2005 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
LA has a BIG Korean Town as well.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :upsidedow

boneprone 01-31-2005 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
BTW, I am African American/Chereokee and I eat lamb and salmon more than I eat chicken. So, your racial stereotypes are based on ignorance more than logic.


Damn..

You probably got a lot of Scholarships!

Icon 01-31-2005 11:55 PM

5 words....
"Have you seen my dog?"

boner 2.0 01-31-2005 11:57 PM

dognapped? Wow. what a dumb fuck! Kidnapping a dog? Uh :helpme

SL|M! 01-31-2005 11:57 PM

would you take the $$ or get a free roll in the sack?!


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