So I'm on a first date with this girl and I tell her about GFY...
 

I say to her: "There's this REALLY COOL website that has this GREAT message board. I go there all the time, read and post both. You really ought to check it out."

A few days later she stops accepting my phone calls.

She must have read a couple of your posts and realized what everyone else already knows.































Sorry man you left it wide open...

let me guess:

her: so whats it called?
you: go fuck yourself!

and you wonder why she's not talking to you now, huh?

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Next time, tell her that you like to write haiku, bake cookies and cry when watching Gilmore Girls and Days of our lives.

She'll think you're gay but at least you'll get to meet her once more

lmao
 

ohh god! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh, dont worry! wasnt ur fault!! :thumbsup

Whys that, is that your life story?

:1orglaugh forget about her bro. Chicks that get freaked out by porno are fucking stupid imho :2 cents:

as long as she didn't touch your weed, then your fine

She saw your true personality here...i totally understands why shes not calling you again.

lol now that was funny

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My life's story is more like Kramer's :)

maybe she saw some of the cute girls pics on the board and stopped dating men all together :winkwink: it might not just be you, don't be so hard on yourself :)

Easy to say in California, but Chicago chicks are very different.. after 15 year marriage I'm just entering the dating scene and I'm a bit worried frankly..

Wrong. Guess again.

ya GFY would probably scare lots of girls away

another one lost to gfy :sadcrying

Happened last week:

i have this really cute 18 year old Dutch upperclass girl im dating: rich parents.. high education.. high morals and family values.. blabla.. (thought it was a challenge since
im known for dating degrading human teen waste).

Anyway during the weekend she was at my place and since it was a bit cold she put on my gfy shirt that was in my closet and took it with her home in the morning.

Today i picked it up, her mom washed it and said "she liked the shirt and actually wore it to school on monday". She didnt read the sleeves and figured it was one of my websites.

Bad strategy.

What were you thinking telling her about GFY?! :)

keep your head up it will be fine I know this is a hard time, but time does heal all. As soon as you realize who you are again everything goes back to normal trust me.

ROFL thats funny

Hehehe.. yes. The midwest is very different than California for sure. I can certainly relate. been seprated from my wife for a whioe now and one of my friends here in the area wants to set me up with some of her friends but knows I was in adult whenshe knew me in school several years ago and isn't quite sure how to describe me to her friends!! LOL :1orglaugh

"He's a nice guy but he's in the porn business for a living." plays a bit different in the midwest than it does in California!! :1orglaugh

mahahahahahah!!

yes yes i agree

Why would you tell some girl to come here?

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I'm not saying I'm a player or anything, but there are a few things you can count on with women and first dates

1) Women love gummy bears. Always. they're one step down from flowers. simple. (GOLD JERRY!)

2) don't speak unless spoken to. Pretend to listen, or really listen, be interested and shut the fuck up. I've put my foot in my mouth way too many times (What?! You worked at Runway 66!?! TAKE ME HOME!)

thats all I got, which is why I'm home right now... :thumbsup

YOU = OWNED :1orglaugh

Why the fuck would you talk about an Internet forum on a first date?

You really have nothing to say. Failure.

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DJ and dating, hahahahaha

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Wait..... why'd you send her here? :winkwink:

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Classic thread, always good for a laugh

haha no wonder :1orglaugh

Why did you tell her about GFY anyway?

Plenty of fish in the sea!

Plenty of sharks and whales too...

when i meet a girl or on a date i never tell her about my porn company but tell her about my mainstream company. Really on a first date you better show who you really are so she won't judge you to fast when you tell her what you do more.

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what the... are you broken hearted or something???? :1orglaugh

Hehe pretty interesting.Your girl is very happy !

haha..funny shit

she probably fully recovered from the GHB you slipped her