something you dont know about me
 

when i was a teenager i spent some time in africa doing some internships and such. i love sexy black women, and unfortunately i ran into a little trouble by being a little too frisky with them.

so i recieved an email today and i was told that i got a few of them pregnant. so they took a picture of my illegitimate kids and and here they are.











http://www.reliefweb.int/appeals/200...img/uganda.jpg

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They look very metro in their pink shirts. :thumbsup

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so now Umfafa (or whatever the spelling is) wants half? lol

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Is that why you subscibe to National Geographic? what are their names?...do you send 2.50 a day to feed them?

Hmmmmmm... They're all in pink, and I'm betting there are goats in the background somewhere...

just wait until i fedex them their versace slacks

You big pimp you.

Thats fuckin hilarious. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what are thier names?

youngest to oldest

:Oh crap but you told me I was your first black woman and this would be your first child!!

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the boys have your hair

Is that why I see no afros?

lmao holy shitt

LOL

I am sure Nylz would love those kids in those PINK SHIRTS

:( i'm sorry, but my time in africa was a different me, i was a jackrabbit back then

Bamboooooo :)

bad attempt to be funny.

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Wow!

You owe some major support payments...

the sig money you are getting should be enough to feed them for a month

damn..talk about being a deadbeat dad....

For less than the price of a cup of coffee a day you can sponsor a Izzz tyke

Congrats man have you tought them to build galleries yet?

damn you must have been one busy guy over there!!!

Best of luck with that!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Might consider getting yourself an HIV test. :Oh crap

Might I suggest

http://www.condomhall-condoms.org/durexextrastrenth.gif

NO NO NO, dont sent money!!! Made the mistake of sending $ to the Needy Children, and now everyone & their brother wants $... The disabled veterans, spca, and today, AGAIN, I got a letter with $.02 in it. The Children's Hunger Relief Fund, keeps sending me 2 penny's and saying "2 cents is all it takes to help a desperate child".... SO STOP SENDING IT TO ME, SEND IT TO THEM! and they dont even send a postage paid envelope, if they did, I'd send it back to them, but I'm not gonna pay $.40 to send back the 2 i didnt ask for! Theres this religious group who keeps sending me prayer blankets too, you're sposed to pray with it, sleep with it under your pillow, and then pass it on. LMAO well theres a list of things you can do with it, you're sposed to write down what you prayed for and what you did with it, then pass it on ... I won't go there!! muahahaha I just gave it to my mom and said "do something with this!"

Izzz, claim them all on your taxes and you should be getting money back, no matter how much you make this year :)

screw it, izzz whats ur paypal account, i'll send the 2 pennies to you LMAO

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:( i have just been told that mufasa and kimbabawi want to come to america on student exchange visas. damn, whats going to happen when the other 40 are old enough to travel too?