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mahoney 01-28-2005 06:15 PM

What Would You Do If You Were Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison?
 
First Of All "No" I'm not going to prison this is just a hypothetical lol

What Would You Do If You Were Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison?
What % Of Prisoners Do You Think Get Raped?
Do you really think it's as much as the media makes it out to be?
What % of prisoners have aids?

And by the way what's up with the folks that confess to crimes they didn't committ? I don't think I would have any problem killing myself if I was going to go to prison for 1 year let alone 10.

Art Del Gado 01-28-2005 06:19 PM

run .. l :1orglaugh

sumphatpimp 01-28-2005 06:22 PM

butt plug

xclusive 01-28-2005 06:23 PM

I'm 6'7" 310 pounds and can fight so i'd just do the best that I could to make it day to day and find a way out of there

crockett 01-28-2005 06:24 PM

I would run like a mudder fugger.. no way in hell would I ever stay 10 years in jail..

Monique Niccole 01-28-2005 06:24 PM

I guess I'd have to start liking those butch bitches :uhoh

Libertine 01-28-2005 06:25 PM

I would use the time to write a few books.

The Sultan Of Smut 01-28-2005 06:25 PM

I would serve 10 years in prison.

swoop 01-28-2005 06:26 PM

ass exercises

Jace 01-28-2005 06:26 PM

i have two friends in federal prison right now

NO, it is nothing like you see on OZ and shit

none of my friends get raped

one is not happy he is there, but says it is rather comfortable, he has a cable tv, a radio, etc...all in his cell

the other is in a bootcamp style place and he says it is pretty tough..

chemicaleyes 01-28-2005 06:28 PM

appeal
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mahoney 01-28-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut
I would serve 10 years in prison.


Really? to me prison would be a death sentence since a significant portion of inmates have aids and rape is common :(

Libertine 01-28-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
i have two friends in federal prison right now

NO, it is nothing like you see on OZ and shit

none of my friends get raped

one is not happy he is there, but says it is rather comfortable, he has a cable tv, a radio, etc...all in his cell

the other is in a bootcamp style place and he says it is pretty tough..

You know you may be hanging with the wrong crowd when...

pornstar2pac 01-28-2005 06:31 PM

I would flee the country and never come back



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JimmiDean 01-28-2005 06:35 PM

Bring a deck of cards maybe two

mahoney 01-28-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
i have two friends in federal prison right now

NO, it is nothing like you see on OZ and shit

none of my friends get raped

one is not happy he is there, but says it is rather comfortable, he has a cable tv, a radio, etc...all in his cell

the other is in a bootcamp style place and he says it is pretty tough..

Who would admit to getting cornholed everyday though ya know?
Don't get me wrong i'm glad your friend isn't getting raped and is trying to make the best of a bad situation. The only people that belong in prison are violent criminals imho.

Rorschach 01-28-2005 06:41 PM

You'd have to flee the country if you could, otherwise spend every available minute working out how to escape.

Buddah00 01-28-2005 06:42 PM

Federal prisons and state prisons are two totally different things

The percentage of inmates infected with HIV is very high, I would say at least 50%. The thing to worry about is hepatitis which is much easier to contract.

Prison is rough and there are guys who get attacked and raped, but there are a lot more who give up the ass willingly, for protection, coffee, cigs etc.

You would be surprised at the amount of outwardly straight guys who will take it in the ass for a couple of soups, zoom-zooms and wham-whams

I was a C.O. prison is not the place to be

dasexi1 01-28-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
I guess I'd have to start liking those butch bitches :uhoh


:1orglaugh girl ya know!
nah fuck that i'd have to find some way to get the hell out of the US, i can't be locked up for 10 years with a bunch of women :helpme 10 years without dick :Oh crap nahhh thats not gonna happen

pushpills 01-28-2005 06:44 PM

I'd flee for sure.

I think I could serve a year though.

mahoney 01-28-2005 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddah00
Federal prisons and state prisons are two totally different things

The percentage of inmates infected with HIV is very high, I would say at least 50%. The thing to worry about is hepatitis which is much easier to contract.

Prison is rough and there are guys who get attacked and raped, but there are a lot more who give up the ass willingly, for protection, coffee, cigs etc.

You would be surprised at the amount of outwardly straight guys who will take it in the ass for a couple of soups, zoom-zooms and wham-whams

I was a C.O. prison is not the place to be


Holy shit that is crazy does that go for federal and state ?
50% ? Damn that is crazy. So the chances of getting raped and catching aids is 50% How in the world did you ever do that job?

Rorschach 01-28-2005 06:47 PM

Have you guys seen 25th Hour?

Monique Niccole 01-28-2005 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dasexi1
:1orglaugh girl ya know!
nah fuck that i'd have to find some way to get the hell out of the US, i can't be locked up for 10 years with a bunch of women :helpme 10 years without dick :Oh crap nahhh thats not gonna happen

Oh c'mon let's Thelma and Louise it! :1orglaugh

dasexi1 01-28-2005 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
Oh c'mon let's Thelma and Louise it! :1orglaugh


now u know damn well ain't no way two black women gonna drive off a fuckin cliff :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i say we "Tameka and Lexus" it... ya know find a suga daddy knock his ass out steal his money and catch the next flight to Paris
:thumbsup

Jace 01-28-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney
The only people that belong in prison are violent criminals imho.

i totally agree with that

My friend Kylie had her niece raped by her father, Kylie's step brother.....they are having trouble putting him in jail and it looks like he might only get a year or so....but yet I have another friend who got busted with a shitload of ecstasy who is in for 11 years....

Monique Niccole 01-28-2005 07:16 PM

LMAO @ Tameka and Lexus

Dalai lama 01-28-2005 07:18 PM

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skillfull 01-28-2005 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach
Have you guys seen 25th Hour?


yeah excellent movie :thumbsup

tungsten 01-28-2005 07:19 PM

if i didnt do anything wrong, appeal if i did, kill myself

fl_prn_str 01-28-2005 08:32 PM

before or after they had confiscated my US Passport? :helpme

KRL 01-28-2005 08:36 PM

My friend Steve Banerjee who owned Chippendales did a contract hit on one of his former managers who opened a competing club. The detectives eventually were able to nail the connection between the foreign hired shooter and Steve. Steve was looking at going away for a long long time. He decided to take the quick way out and hung himself in his jail cell before being sentenced.

:(

chodadog 01-28-2005 08:37 PM

I would go directly to jail. I would not pass Go. I would not collect $200.

flashfire 01-28-2005 08:38 PM

go hide in the woods somewhere probably

ADL Colin 01-28-2005 08:39 PM

Become an outlaw.

sonofsam 01-28-2005 08:39 PM

make a collection of semen , and once i get out donate it to the sperm bank and become a BADJILLIONAIRE!!!!!!


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