don't you hate it when you're horny and alone
 

damn it - if i had someone sweet here right now I'd fuck her sooooo good she'd be squealing in pleasure I'm sooo damn horny.

hey juicy, what's sleazy's password?

let me give you the reply id expect from you had i started a similar thread

idiot

what's you sign?


and are you pitcher or catcher?

difference is i can get away with it and you can't, pisses you off doesn't it.


TOUGH

Yes, that sucks. But you can always make yourself happy. :1orglaugh

yes, it does
im actually crying now
does that make you happy?

Sleazy, I can't remember the last time. I just looking for Sexpo in Brisbane next month to go watch the shows and be apart of that.

yes, it does bring me joy. thank you

glad i could help :disgust

Sleazy's online attitude is similar to mine in real life.

I think I'm a nice guy but other people don't. :helpme

You know Sleazy, you are going to receive heaps of phone calls from your lady friends over the next week. Good luck, get heaps of rest and drink allot of pineapple juice..
I was told to drink juice for a week before some hot date i had a few months ago.

i wish.



.........

It's a called a Rolodex. Fill it with "girl" friends that just like to "play" without any relationship bullshit and you'll have lonely nights no more.

http://www.alexandermacnab.com/CapGiftCamp/Rolodex.jpg

:thumbsup :winkwink: :pimp

So actually your a very poor guy. Money doesnt help out here does it.

no wonder

http://www.gallerytrafficservice.com...s/IMG_2368.JPG

this pic was from another gfy thread

actually in sleazy's case, that would be used for filing agency numbers
:1orglaugh

I think KRL, your view is on track. Some lady friends like to go to dinner, see a movie. Have a laugh and call it a night. For one to find release can be enjoyed by the company of a bright coversation over dinner with a friend. Being playful in ones self can be a release.

The size of a mans heart has nothing to do with the size of a mans wallet.

Ya know whats even worse? When you're horny and WITH someone who isn't :(

That shits just nasssty!!

the easiest way to get anyone horny is pop a horny movie and she'll be ready for some action LOL

Your never alone when you have your right hand!

Lux

I think you should come over to my house....stay in the pink room for a bit...can't get you laid....but, the pink room is restorative.