Jail Rape calculator
 

Something many of you should look into: http://www.4paddedwalls.com/tests/jailrape.htm

31 days & i fucked :(

this is hardly worth bumping!

I've done some time. Just post your pic and I'll tell you if you're state-pussy or not.

16 days :helpme

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
 

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

3 days :(

"You shouldn't have any problems running the jail yard!"

Oh well... I'll bring vaseline.

I got "You shouldn't have any problems running the jail yard!"

I was a C.O. I can look at a guy and tell if he is going to get fucked

21 days and I'm nailed

44 days for me

That thing sucks. it's based almost entirely on tattoos. I gave the exact same answers the second time only I said I had shitload of tattoos and I went from 16 days to running the yard. I didn't even claim any of the tattoos were gang related.

SpaceAce

purty mouth... lol

13 days! :helpme

32 days... lol who makes this shut up :1orglaugh

17 days .. but im worth 3 packs of cigs and a porno mag. top dollar on the prison yard market.

11 days.... must be my pretty mouth.

34 days and I'm only worth 1 carton of cigarettes, (that's about $200)

:1orglaugh

At least I'm not the only one.

10 days.

I'm worth 4 cartons of cigarettes and 4 porno mags. EAT THAT BITCH!

40 days and 40 nights

I need to go tell my best friend that he is worth 4 cartons of ciggies and 3 porno mags. He better not try to borrow the mags from me.

Looks like I'd do well in prison, it said:
"You shouldn't have any problems running the jail yard!"

Damn. 11 days, and my value is 3 cig cartons and 2 porn mags -- :(

Looks like he's an AFF affiliate, too. I was so displeased by my results that I clicked his AFF banner like 30 times -- :winkwink: -- to drive down his conversion ratio -- LOL


j-

3 days and no hope in making it to day 4

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing you already told her twice.

REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST that was originally posted by FAKE NICK 6 months ago

go DJ

I would not last three days. :(

Hahahah 24 days

You shouldn't have any trouble running the jail yard

33 Days and worth 1 carton of cigs.

lol, 5 minutes here. I better bring some KY Jelly

lol funny shit ..bump :thumbsup

This quiz is gender biased. I object.

(I wouldn't last 5 minutes)

im worth 2 cartons of cigs and 1 porno mag. 22 days :(