You really need this new gadget.
 

http://www.extremerestraints.com/Mer...1/LE340DLG.jpg

It's the ultimate thing to go with your penis extention pump. lol :)

Fred I am not even going to ask on this one

something tells me i dont really need that at all thanks.

What is the point of that? Someone should tell dudes that AGE and TIME will do this naturally. Can't wait for these assholes to turn 70 and thier balls hang down to the floor. And I'm not a female, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think women find "donkey balls" sexy.

ouch! seems like that would make all the guys ache when they see it.

It just has to hurtl.

.......do your balls hang low?

sweet jesus! are those fishing weights?

ouch, no thanx...my balls are fine the way they are

no thanks :thumbsup

ok, I'll be the blonde! why on earth would someone want them hangin soo low?

I dont really need one

Wow, I really dont need that at all lol.

what.........the...........fuck.......... :eek7

four letters....one word...........O U C H......ahhhh..... nope.....never!!!

holy fucking ouch

(everybody sing)

*Do your balls hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?...