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Harmon 01-26-2005 01:59 PM

Have you ever been caught beating off?
 
Have you ever been nailed floggin the log by someone you know? May it be your Mom, Wife, GF, best friend, room mate, whatever... have you? I have... like 100 times. Once at the paint store :helpme

fris 01-26-2005 02:00 PM

nope. i had a penis injury when i was 9. had it chopped off.

Harmon 01-26-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
nope. i had a penis injury when i was 9. had it chopped off.

Ouch. That had to hurt

Icon 01-26-2005 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
nope. i had a penis injury when i was 9. had it chopped off.


ooooooooooooo

nub?

Vitasoy 01-26-2005 02:39 PM

Nope, I always lock the door :)

xclusive 01-26-2005 02:39 PM

Yes all the time by my wife

flashfire 01-26-2005 02:42 PM

no, that would suck big time

woj 01-26-2005 02:43 PM

nope, never...

brand0n 01-26-2005 02:43 PM

yea couple times lol

tungsten 01-26-2005 02:44 PM

nope but that would definitely suck if i did

MattO 01-26-2005 02:45 PM

Once this hot chick I was totally in love with but we were "just friends" happened to be in the house taking a nap while I was in the next room "taking care of bizness" when she happened to stumble upon me in mid-stride. She giggled and said "don't stop, I'd like to watch." And watch she did, until she couldn't take any more and had to finish me off herself. We spent the rest of that summer bumping uglies like rabid apes.

Frank Giroldi 01-26-2005 02:51 PM

:jerkoff not yet....

IwantU Bryan 01-26-2005 02:53 PM

Still waiting for that beutiful moment :thumbsup

Babagirls 01-26-2005 03:06 PM

i've been caught masterbating before, that sucked lol kinda killed my hormones for like a month.

Screaming 01-26-2005 03:11 PM

No, never lol

See Cig 01-26-2005 04:05 PM

na not yet

woj 01-26-2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO
Once this hot chick I was totally in love with but we were "just friends" happened to be in the house taking a nap while I was in the next room "taking care of bizness" when she happened to stumble upon me in mid-stride. She giggled and said "don't stop, I'd like to watch." And watch she did, until she couldn't take any more and had to finish me off herself. We spent the rest of that summer bumping uglies like rabid apes.

heh, nice :thumbsup

dasexi1 01-26-2005 05:26 PM

:party-smi am I the only female that likes to watch men jack off? am i a freak or something cause it's a turn on to me but i rarely find men that will do it in front of me, why do you guys find it so embarassing?

:girl :jerkoff

pxxx 01-26-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
nope. i had a penis injury when i was 9. had it chopped off.

I feel bad for you.

Pornopat 01-26-2005 05:27 PM

I spent to much time here. I know this question has been asked before...

robfantasy 01-26-2005 05:34 PM

how did you get caught beating off at the paint store?! what the hell is wrong with you?! hehe

sharpx9 01-26-2005 05:35 PM

Many o' Times! :D

Furious_Male 01-26-2005 05:36 PM

I just had to look at the replys in this thread.. Carry on..

pubenemy 01-26-2005 05:37 PM

No, I have a great hiding spot...

nico-t 01-26-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO
Once this hot chick I was totally in love with but we were "just friends" happened to be in the house taking a nap while I was in the next room "taking care of bizness" when she happened to stumble upon me in mid-stride. She giggled and said "don't stop, I'd like to watch." And watch she did, until she couldn't take any more and had to finish me off herself. We spent the rest of that summer bumping uglies like rabid apes.

ok, changing my tactics now: when im in one house/building with a hot chick i make fucking sure see 'accidentally' sees it! Hell i do it right in her fucking face! Im a playa i know. :pimp

mikeyddddd 01-26-2005 06:56 PM

Nope. I got skillz.

fr8 01-26-2005 07:56 PM

yep. the right hand cought the left hand.

Spunky 01-26-2005 07:58 PM

No...but Moms knew when I was growing up cause she kept buying me boxes of klenex :helpme

ironlung 01-26-2005 07:59 PM

LMAO, that is the funniest question of the year

escorpio 01-26-2005 08:04 PM

Yeah. It kind of sucked.

Wiggles 01-26-2005 08:11 PM

never been caught but have had some real close calls.

TheMob 01-26-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashfire
no, that would suck big time

If she's in to it, yeah

xalthus 01-26-2005 08:20 PM

Ive been beating this shit up since I was like 13 and never been caught. Im a stealth stroker... But Ive had a few close calls :winkwink:

wargames 01-26-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
nope. i had a penis injury when i was 9. had it chopped off.

That's gotta hurt. :(


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