the funniest website ever
 

quotes from chat rooms
http://bash.org/?latest

some highlights:

MotrCycleForLife: I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography.


<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker


<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"


<DarkOneX> that would be funny to give away a kickass PC to a homeless dude
<DarkOneX> since they couldn't use it
<E-Draven> you are sick
<DarkOneX> then light them on fire
<fade> hahaha
<Shadow102> heh

:1orglaugh

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yea, bash is a great site... spent hours and hours there laughing my ass off

Zeon> if we lived together
<Zeon> wed be like.. stephen hawking
<Zeon> merge our combined genius;s
<Street_Prophet> yeah, you'd contribute the retard in a wheelchair part

lol that's great

(Alan) This is very interesting and no matter how you look at it a victory for people in the industry. I suspect the government will appeal shortly.

(12 Clicks) the sky is falling for some kunts 24/7

<bob> someone just asked me what ******* was
<bob> :D
<Gargoyle> Its like the matrix.
<Gargoyle> You can't be told what it is.
<Gargoyle> You have to take the blue pill and experience it for yourself.
<Gargoyle> preferably take 2 or 3 blue pills actually