Fansigns: Must Have for 2005 (Auction)
 

The word about the hysterical drunk Turtle aka Bizzy from Internext has been spreading around the forum. You might have a chance to meet him with his future work with alternative cash. Turtle is new in the industry and will do anything and everything to get a chance to go to New Orleans, LA for Mardi Gras 2005 on February 8th and has to earn $250 for his plane ticket. He has already earned $50 from sponsors and for the next few days will be doing fansigns for small donations of $1-$3 (or greater for the generous).

Help support the cause, he can do anything from topless pictures while holding signs, ducktape signs to his shirt, ass shots, you name it! Test your luck with bizzy and put up your bids now!

Note: Turtle says he is willing to donate any extra money to the Tsunami Relief Fun. <- What a nice guy.

Here's some pictures of him to get some ideas of what you want:

http://www.newbiesluts.com/fansigns/fansign2.jpg
http://www.newbiesluts.com/fansigns/fansign1.jpg

lol thats awesome

His paypal is [email protected]

If you don't trust his ability to not waste the money on booze I will be happy to hold it for him until it's time to purchase the tickets, my paypal is [email protected].

Here is another teaser.
http://www.newbiesluts.com/fansigns/fansign3.jpg

He has asked me to fix the name, he doesn't like 'turtle', given to him by Evan at Xpays so you can call him Lbran or Bizzy as well.

Lets see some requests!

seriously this guy is going to be a fuckin star just wait i promise you

b1s r0cks

its that simple

looks like you guys dont know how to do a beer bong right.

Yeah, AC is working on a deal with Biz. So far from the peeps I have divuldged the concept to, it seems as though it's gonna be a hit!


I can't wait to have the final product out there!

No, Bizzy likes the pain off carbonation down his throat it reminds him of overdosing on pop rocks as a young kid, he loves it!

Want a sign?

support bis1

He looks like a recovering meth addict.

Here are two done so far, he is about to head out for the evening and tomorrow he will have someone hold the camera. This is no joke, Bizzy is in the building!

http://www.newbiesluts.com/fansigns/2.jpg
http://www.newbiesluts.com/fansigns/4.jpg

He can also do freestyles as well.

Make your bid for a sign and we will see if Bizzy will take your offer, these will be valuable soon!

Good to know! Want a sign?

Tomorrow this thread will be a hit

i wanna hear his flows


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but why is his pc setup in a closet?

is he on the set of that 70s show?

Awesome dude. Rock on!

I want you to tape a sign to your nipple that says "I love Cheese" for $2

Nice Hunting Cabin Man :thumbsup :1orglaugh

You getting a sign?

Start posting your requests, Bizzy aka Cory Compton aka the pimp supreme is about to start making signs once again today. Place your orders quickly before we get booked.

Don't pass up this oppertunity. Thanks!

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