My first ride in a Hummer and we get it hung up (PIC)
 

So i was pumped this weekend. My buddy Chris has a hummer and took me and Rinaldo from Platinum bucks out and he wanted to take me for a cruise.

So Rinaldo pipes up even before we get out of the parking lot "hey dont back up this is a fucking hummer jump the snow bank its just snow whats the worst that can happen"

Chris is yah man so without any momentum he hit the gas and BOOM were stuck. MY first ride ina hummer and we get stuck I was so dissapointed.

http://www.dereksmout.com/hummer/9.jpg
http://www.dereksmout.com/hummer/8.jpg

Check out the plate on this bad boy!

http://www.dereksmout.com/hummer/10.jpg

Maybe it was just bad luck.

Hummers get stuck in a snow? That's not tough at all, I thought they would be tougher then that.

that's girly car

The tow was 150 bucks :(

you would think that snow would be nothing for the hummer

Your stuck on that?? Yea maybe with a bit of speed that wouldnt have happened. My f250 fx4 V10 would have walked over that.

Owned! :winkwink:

Nope, H2s are hunks of WORTHLESS shit.

thats what he gets for buying a yuppie tank...bet the tow truck driver laughed his ass off

Dude your [pics never show up on my computer.. wtf?? lol.

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Hummers are Garbage....Every time I see one on the road I roll my eyes

That's not even a snow bank. It's barely even a pile.

Whats the retail on them? YOuahve to amit they are kinda fun to rip around in.

But that license plate is priceless

soooo sad

im pretty sure my cavelier coulda got out of that :1orglaugh

i hate that car, giving a bad name for the h1

H2's should not be called hummers... They suck!!

Chris needs some country lessons on how to drive.

Oh and for the record never take advice on stuff like that from Rinaldo


Love ya Rinnie

H2's are definitely not hummers. What kinda tires are on that fucking thing?? Get some real tires.

Well to understnad why we got stuck you have to understand taht that is solid ICE... not fucking snow... we thought it was snow... hence the "go for it we'll make it" but no it was solid fucking ice cleverly pretending to be snow... we got hung up on the frame hitting the ice and lifting the rear tires off the ground... and since 8k pounds with 5 of us in it and only 2 tires touching the ground on snow... it couldn't move us since we were just spinning out.... what a fucking adventure

Chris does need some lessons on how to drive. hahaha

You can definitely spot all the cavalier and escort owners in this thread.

Now that's just sad. That's not a real hummer though, the real hummers could get out, the H2 is a toy hummer.

WG

That's what I was thinking ...

Thats only an H2, a real hummer wouldn't get stuck :)

Hummer = real truck

H2 = hooped up tahoe

yep had my F 350 dually v10 in 18 inches of snow this weekend retrieving a broke down snowmobile. No stoppin the Fords
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buy an tank

That isn't a fucking hummer. It's a plastic grocery getter.

In snow, its more about the tires than the truck.

pretty sad..on snow.. :Oh crap you should send thie to the Hummer corp :1orglaugh

so true!! Hahaha

sad to see a hummer getting owned by snow

boohoohahahaha

i coulda towed you out with my jeep =x

This is pure driver error, nothing to do with the type of vehicle. Anything that didnt have 20 Inches or more of ground clearance here would have gotten stuck to going so slow.

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HUMMERS ARE THE SHIT...you can obviously see that the snow bank is frozen solid. Anything that gets framed up on a block of ice like that will be "stuck"

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(you should have punched the gas and not tried to crawl over it)

You got SNOWOWNED
sucks bro :(

http://metrowned.com/metrowned.jpg

Yes thats true. But you cant convince the general GFY idiots of this, because they have no real world experience and they still know everything.

you know, you can have the best fucking vehicle in the world, if you cant drive, then your car will NOT drive for you.

For instance,

I was driving a 98' CHEVY MALIBU in a blizzard.... a few years back/ i stupidly take a route that has a huuuuuge hill, and i had to go UP it. Theres 2 cars ahead of me , we are waiting at a red light, as we watch this late model mercedes towards the top of the hill spinning the fuck out, slowly sliding off the road into a ditch. It looked so funny, watching this car with all the bells and whistles my car doesNT have like LSD and TT, etc, and god knows what else, to help you stay on the road...... Light goes green, and the two people in front of me aint moving, they are watching this mercedes spin the fuck out. Then i notice this late model 7 series BMW behind me decides he cant wait, hes gonna take the hill, hes the man, watch out, he coming through with his beemer. As soon as he got near the mercedes, he started spinning out and was trying like hell not to slam into the mercedes.

So the guy in front of me ( it was an 80's something Ford) decides to try and take the hill now that the bmw and mercedse have spun off the road and are stuck on the side. Im like 'yea, fuck it, why not?', and i follow him (not too close). I used to drive a worked up 87 firebird a lot in the snow, so i have experience with controlling shitty cars (rear wheel drive mind you) in shitty conditions. Me and this guy took the same exact path the bmw and mercedes took, and we drove right past them like it was nothing.

snowned


would have been better

The good point is........ YOU STILL HAVE A HUMMER.

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Exactly. Anything that bottoms out totally out is going to get stuck. Doesn't matter what it is, unless it has tank treads.

That snow was crazy this weekend.

That is so funny, if they can see that now and put that on a commercial.

Yup. Are they still using the same chasis?

I'm surprised that nobody has noticed that Hooters is in the background of one of those pictures.

Well it gets stuck in snow , but it is still one of the best pussy magnets on the road :)

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