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Jennifer84 01-25-2005 11:58 AM

My vagina has a first name
 
What are your favorite names for the forbidden fruit? My boyfriend calls it a hot pocket (as a side note I can never eat those again)

ATL_Ryan 01-25-2005 12:00 PM

Dick mitten :winkwink:

MetaMan 01-25-2005 12:01 PM

big spolumbo salami.

BitterPen 01-25-2005 12:01 PM

Cum Dumpster

Pornopat 01-25-2005 12:01 PM

I like to call mine big.

Eric 01-25-2005 12:03 PM

Penis Fly Trap
Bearded Clam
depending on the hair style it can be anything from:

Homer Simpson
Don King
or Kid from Kid n Play

12clicks 01-25-2005 12:10 PM

snappin' gyro

UniversalPass Pete 01-25-2005 12:13 PM

Penis Garage! :pimp

SpaceAce 01-25-2005 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadFun_Nikki
What are your favorite names for the forbidden fruit? My boyfriend calls it a hot pocket (as a side note I can never eat those again)

Heh, hot pocket. I like that one.

SpaceAce

Varius 01-25-2005 12:13 PM

I call mine Flex

hova 01-25-2005 12:14 PM

cumbucket

ssp 01-25-2005 12:15 PM

I call mine imaginative. :(

Morgan 01-25-2005 12:16 PM

The Love Glove

jt420 01-25-2005 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Penis Fly Trap
Bearded Clam
depending on the hair style it can be anything from:

Homer Simpson
Don King
or Kid from Kid n Play

hahahah the don king style is too much to think about. lmao:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rictor 01-25-2005 12:25 PM

Hot pocket...that just ruins my favorite snack food though. I like the BBQ, broccoli & cheese, pepperoni pizza...mmmm...

KittyLix 01-25-2005 12:25 PM

monkey
box
sideways hamburger
C U N T
C U Next Tuesday
flower
pusssy
bald beaver
snapper

BitterPen 01-25-2005 12:26 PM

I've heard a girl call it her jellyfish before. I thought that was pretty funny

PerfectionGirls 01-25-2005 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitterPen
Cum Dumpster


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

One of my all time favs!

:thumbsup

sickkittens 01-25-2005 12:27 PM

"It" and "Cooter" work for me. ;)

Sunny Leone 01-25-2005 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Penis Fly Trap
Bearded Clam
depending on the hair style it can be anything from:

Homer Simpson
Don King
or Kid from Kid n Play

I learn something new everyday from you!!!

rowan 01-25-2005 12:29 PM

half eaten pastie
gash

Eric 01-25-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunny Leone
I learn something new everyday from you!!!

Just keeping you guessing.

seven 01-25-2005 01:01 PM

I have a very original name for it. I call it "pussy" :thumbsup

ADL Colin 01-25-2005 01:02 PM

My vagina has a first name ... it's O-S-C-A-R

sickkittens 01-25-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
My vagina has a first name ... it's O-S-C-A-R

I don't think I want to go near one that is named Oscar.
:winkwink:

Indica 01-25-2005 01:08 PM

cookie :)

Robx 01-25-2005 01:54 PM

I'm married.

As a result, I've started referring to them as "the secret garden".

sweetME 01-25-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
I call mine imaginative. :(

:1orglaugh

flashfire 01-25-2005 01:55 PM

penis fly trap:) thats a good one

sickkittens 01-25-2005 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robx
I'm married.

As a result, I've started referring to them as "the secret garden".

Or how about "an old friend"?

xclusive 01-25-2005 01:56 PM

hotpocket lol

HCAngel 01-25-2005 02:02 PM

I can't believe noone has come up with Kitty! I hear.... "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty" All the time. lol ~A~

DutchTeenCash 01-25-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robx
I'm married.

As a result, I've started referring to them as "the secret garden".

lol that sounds bad

swedguy 01-25-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robx
I'm married.

As a result, I've started referring to them as "the secret garden".

I feel for you :winkwink:

Evelyn 01-25-2005 02:07 PM

Mine is called SUGAR BUSH, although I'm not sure how he relates the 'bush' part in there since it is virtually hairless.

Robx 01-25-2005 06:28 PM

I just showed this thread to my wife.

I appreciate all of your support and with any luck, she now feels sorry enough for me to give it up!

Whoo Hoo!

Although, I've had to agree to stop referring to her body parts online :winkwink:

PlugRush Sascha 01-25-2005 06:33 PM

Snatch, twat, box, the hole, clam, cum guzzler, nanny, poontang, the pie, the drop-off... Hah, I know a girl who calls it her "moomoo".

pxxx 01-25-2005 06:36 PM

It can be called anything it want. That is not what matters.

wargames 01-25-2005 06:37 PM

Imaginative? Cool name. :1orglaugh

rollinOn20s 01-25-2005 06:39 PM

How about, Hairy Axe wound, Meat Curtains, Red Snapper, Cooter, Bearded Clam, Pink Taco, Furr Burger, Snatch, Mitt, Ninja Boot.

Joe Citizen 01-25-2005 06:50 PM

honeypot

MarkTiarra 01-25-2005 06:50 PM

Does the name matter? All I know is you spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

Old joke I know but so true.

Icon 01-25-2005 06:51 PM

Hello Kitty....

PHPdude 01-25-2005 07:01 PM

Open wide cum inside, that would be a good name.

Holly 01-25-2005 07:03 PM

boobmaster

MikeXAMO 01-25-2005 07:05 PM

1 eyed purple people eater.

xNetworx 01-25-2005 07:58 PM

My personal favorite is "cock puppet" but here are some more

vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, hahahaha, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, shahahaha, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, hahahahary pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, hahahahazilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

Pornwolf 01-25-2005 08:35 PM

Hot Pocket! Hahahaha I have to use that one next time I talk about pussy.

Spunky 01-25-2005 08:37 PM

The big ragoo :thumbsup

Head 01-25-2005 08:43 PM

tampon tunnel :1orglaugh


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