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> Top 10 sex
> positions
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>
>
> 1. The Teabagger
>
> The all time
> classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's
> forehead
> whilst she is
> sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless
> phrase --
> "Who's Your daddy?"
>
> 2. The Houdini
>
> Going at it doggy-style until
> you are just about to come, then pull out and
> spit on her back so she thinks
> that you have. When she turns around a blast
> is unleashed into her face and
> she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how
> you managed it.
>
> 3.
> The Angry Dragon (my personal fave)
>
> Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's
> mouth, smack the back of
> her head and make it come out her nose. When she
> gets up, she'll look like
> an angry dragon.
>
> 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm
> Burping Bitch
>
> The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy
> load down the back of a
> girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a
> large
> cold bottle of your
> favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it
> down. Then, shake her head
> vigorously back and forth to create the Cum
> Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect.
>
> A great way to impress your
> friends.
>
> 5. Dirty Sanchez
>
> A time honored event
> in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you
> insert
> your finger into her
> asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her
> upper lip, leaving a
> thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone
> whose name is Dirty
> Sanchez.
>
> 6. The Donkey Punch
>
> Banging a girl doggy
> style and then moments before you cum, you stick
> your
> dick in her ass and
> then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to
> the
> neck will stun the
> muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict
> the
> penis and give you a
> tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
>
> 7. The Flaming
> Amazon
>
> This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When
> you're
> screwing some
> chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and
> quickly grab
> the nearest
> lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish
> the flames
> with your
> jizz!
>
> 8. The Flying Camel
>
>
>
> As she is lying on her back and you are hammering
> her
> on your
> knees, you very carefully move forward and prop
> yourself (without
> using your
> arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her
> vertical
> seafood taco.
> You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a
> long
> shrieking howl, much
> like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.
>
> 9. The
> Screwnicorn
>
> When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead
> and
> proceeds to go at
> her partner like a crazed unicorn.
>
> 10.
> The Zombie Mask
>
> While getting head from your favorite,
> unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore,
> tell her you want her to look right up at
> you with those "pretty little
> eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when
> you're ready to spew a good
> weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both
> eyes. This temporary state
> of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she
> stumbles around the room
> with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking
> dead.
>