METROSEXUAL, A mentality of confusion.
 

this deserves an in depth analysis by yours truly.


METROSEXUAL, A mentality of confusion.

My fellow male companions, the key to scoring with chicks is not about smelling like a new york taxi cab pine comb, or looking like a san francisco drag queen - No no, make no mistake about it, the clothes you wear and the cologne you so elequently drench yourself with actually has nothing to do with improving your "sex" success rate.

It is true, females do seek a male who takes care of himself, but only to an extent at which these "metrosexuals" far surpass beyond reasonable means. It is within female genetics that she seek a male who represents strength and confidence. I will hand it to the metrosexuals for this, their actions and personality often times do represent these positive qualities hence their high "sex" success rate. (but also annoyance and arrogance). Like I said, women want strength and masculine, when you pass into the realm of metrosexualism you're straying farther away from masculentity.

But make no mistake about it, it is not because of their clothing or because of their cologne. Those material attributes are simply a confused byproduct of their female mating pathology.

Let me restate this once again. Females do NOT care about your precense as a fucking flamingo that reeks of 10 cologne bottles. You have natural pheromones, and you have your personality. These are the only two qualities that will help you.

Therefore, cut the fucking bullshit and be yourself. Keep your personality but lose the fucking dresses and perfumes. You DON'T NEED THEM. And if "yourself" is indeed a reflection of the metrosexual femininity, then you are gay or at least have a hint of gay flowing through those genes.


I'd also like to say that if you take this advice, and drop the act - you will have a much higher success rate with the quality of girls you're able to snag. The girls who fall for the bullshit act of metrosexualism are usually shallow whores who want only to be with your image, and not ..you



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So I don't have to go tanning today? :upsidedow

Got my diploma but I never learned shit in school
Mo' money, mo' bitches, mo' murder fool
Always the young niggaz gettin in shit
She wouldn't stop to conversate so you called her a bitch

That's a whole other topic I should discuss in the future - tanning beds. Not only is it pointless but also unhealthy.

Yeah, but so is smoking cigs, and about 40% of adults do it.

Post a pic of yourself plz

One wrong doesn't justify another ;) If you smoke, go ahead - but don't add insult to injury.

I never smoke, maybe I have smoked like 4-5 cigs in my whole life :thumbsup

being a metro is cool, but talking about it too much and repeatedly calling yourself metro is gay

Great ;) Nothing all that wrong with infrequent use.

When the negative things become habitual is when they become a significant problem.

galleryseek, analyze all you want but you or nobody else has an answer to this topic. Nice try though, you get an E for Effort :thumbsup Oh and BTW, I have one type of cologne and I've had the bottle for over a year, hence I barely ever wear cologne. And the best part about being a metrosexual is that we are NOT expected to always look pretty. So in other words, I'm a lazy metrosexual who doesn't wax his eyebrows or style his hair and wear cologne unless I feel like it! and it's ok to all the women, but when I do take care of myself before I go out I get alot more stares from some HOT ass New York chicks wherever I happen to be. I usually leave my house wearing a hat over my messy hair with a pair of torn at the bottom jeans and high top converse sneakers. Bottom line, I'm a metrosexual because it's just the way I am and in my case, I would definately NOT get as much pussy if I tried being a "real man."

Since when other people doing unhealthy shit is a reason for you do it also? :helpme

GS, very eloquently put. I have friends that wax assholes and get pedicures weekly.
I believe it's a fad alike the same uncombed, 3 day beard that is also in.

PS, sorry about the "J" logo thing, your design was awesome.