What are some things that you've said to people that just OWNED their life?
 

Her "Give me a break. I had you on a leash. Why else would anyone say "I think I'm having Neosha withdrawls. I gotta see you soon!"

Me "I resorted to flattery when I realized you were to stupid for honesty."



She was so obsessed with the thought of having me under her control that it drove her to go to the nut house for trying to kill herself. Does anyone else have a line that is just great for owning bitches when they think they are being clever?