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BVF 01-23-2005 07:18 PM

Neither Rain nor sleet nor snow will keep ME from finding a hoe! (Pic)
 
Even though it looks like frozen tundra outside, I still was able to come up on some pussy today. This woman is in her fifties and she's gonna sell like hotcakes...I call her "Fifty Cent & Change"

http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/misc/fiftycent.jpg

I upped my prices to $24.95 and I upped the payouts to 60% so see sig and sign up. And if you think that people don't like this shit, check out the numerous accolades that I receive from surfers at http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/surfers . Those are all unedited unsolicited testimonials to my greatness such as this.

***How Much I Love Your Website***
Anybody who has seen it and hates on it does not understand what a great service you are providing. There are so few websites that actually show "real" girls and women. Wrinkles, stretchmarks, sagging, bulging, bad hair days... fantastic! These are the features that real women have. I would much rather see the girls in your stable than one of the infinite number fake #$% models that flood the Internet.

Sign up today and push my hoes.

AndrewKanuck 01-23-2005 07:19 PM

red x
*padding*

X37375787 01-23-2005 07:21 PM

the skank is naaaaaaaasty, but if the shit sells, it damn fuckin well sells. Good shit.

Sly 01-23-2005 07:22 PM

Oh my God. Ahahaha!

How many members do you have? You'll enjoy that price upgrade, even if it does lower overall conversions.

enter » 01-23-2005 07:22 PM

Fifty Cent & change :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's classic man. Why are her hands so dirty?

Chong 01-23-2005 07:22 PM

damn, where did you find that snitch?
nice name for her :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PlugRush Sascha 01-23-2005 07:22 PM

I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

ytcracker 01-23-2005 07:24 PM

pimpin aint easy

quiet 01-23-2005 07:27 PM

:thumbsup

Spunky 01-23-2005 07:29 PM

Good god...why did I click this thread :(

r3ap3r 01-23-2005 07:29 PM

I don't really find that chick appealing but it looks like you know what you're doing. Unique is always better.

escorpio 01-23-2005 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enter »
Why are her hands so dirty?

Soot from the crackpipe.

Vitasoy 01-23-2005 07:34 PM

Damn, I wish that was a red X!

slipkid 01-23-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Good god...why did I click this thread :(

Ditto ditto, dumb move...

Shoehorn! 01-23-2005 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l
I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

:1orglaugh

BradM 01-23-2005 07:51 PM

That is one nasty ass bitch. Disgusting dude, really gross.

xNetworx 01-23-2005 07:57 PM

http://www.wayweird.com/archives/2001/jun/barf.jpg

evildick 01-23-2005 08:02 PM

You work hard for the money.

Did you have to fuck her too?

:thumbsup

Wiggles 01-23-2005 08:04 PM

holy fuck that is gross, do people actually pay to see that shit?

Alex From San Diego 01-23-2005 08:05 PM

Did you notice any unatural odors coming from that skank?

More power to you though if you can make a few bucks off of that type of shit.

quiet 01-23-2005 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
holy fuck that is gross, do people actually pay to see that shit?

how long have you been slinging porn? people pay to see far, far worse.

nofx 01-23-2005 08:13 PM

fucking yuck

WebTitan 01-23-2005 08:16 PM

oh man, that is a nasty hoe

Head 01-23-2005 08:20 PM

When I'm Seventy i'll think she's the Cats Miaooo!!!! But I'd try to get her the shave.

xxxdesign-net 01-23-2005 08:24 PM

Hey BVF.. seriously.. I dont think you have 1 mildly fine girl on your site.. and all your models are ugly beyond belief... Is that on purpose, a niche you are going for? Or is it because you are one lame pimp..?

iwantchixx 01-23-2005 08:27 PM

I swear. if you don't stop posting these ugly skanks I'm going to anal rape your mom.

sickkittens 01-23-2005 08:27 PM

You should go on Fear Factor.

PlugRush Sascha 01-23-2005 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
You should go on Fear Factor.

"You know, Joe Rogan... this is not the first time I've tasted penis."

BVF 01-23-2005 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
Hey BVF.. seriously.. I dont think you have 1 mildly fine girl on your site.. and all your models are ugly beyond belief... Is that on purpose, a niche you are going for? Or is it because you are one lame pimp..?

Did you read this? http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/surfers . It seems that the paying customers don't care.

Plus I'm doing it without paying a designer :)

BVF 01-23-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
Hey BVF.. seriously.. I dont think you have 1 mildly fine girl on your site.. and all your models are ugly beyond belief... Is that on purpose, a niche you are going for? Or is it because you are one lame pimp..?

And if you have to ask all of those stupid questions..........

jt420 01-23-2005 08:38 PM

yikes thats a nasty ass hoe

escorpio 01-23-2005 08:41 PM

How much do you pay those chickenheads for a shoot?

Easton 01-23-2005 08:44 PM

eegads...

BVF 01-23-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
How much do you pay those chickenheads for a shoot?

This one cost me a whole 20 bucks
:1orglaugh I make my money back plus some after one signup.

rollinOn20s 01-23-2005 08:45 PM

What gutter did you find her in?

Quotealex 01-23-2005 08:52 PM

And why do you put so many traffic leak on your paysite main page?

BVF 01-23-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
And why do you put so many traffic leak on your paysite main page?

Because I know I can make the sale regardless with the story. Why not get the extra money? The affiliates traffic doesn't go to that page anyway.

pxxx 01-23-2005 09:04 PM

Wow, like someone said, if it sells it sells.

MandyBlake 01-23-2005 09:07 PM

good find. you're right. she will sell!

dirtysouth 01-23-2005 09:17 PM

Bling Bling! :pimp

SureFire 01-23-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
good find. you're right. she will sell!

How so? Just wondering because most getto men and rich men don't like common stuff when it comes to paying for porn. :) I have feeling that BVF gets sign ups since he is a great writer.

Icon 01-23-2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l
I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.


LMFAO

me too

that is soooo Detroit! :1orglaugh

well done BVF - someone needs to cut that lady a check.....

FelixFlow 01-23-2005 09:35 PM

you're a bad dude to be able to make money with that !!

:thumbsup

J-Reel 01-23-2005 09:37 PM

When it comes down to the numbers, I'll bet BVF is straight up Pimp :pimp


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