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Platinumpimp 01-23-2005 11:43 AM

Iron Mike Tyson (Vid)
 
http://sudo.hs.kr/%7Esun/Mike_Tyson-2.wmv

What a great compilation. I mean I knew this guy could punch but he smacked some up good! :thumbsup :pimp

tical 01-23-2005 12:37 PM

wonder how many wms will say that they can kick his ass now

michel 01-23-2005 12:39 PM

Still my favourite boxer all time

Corleone 01-23-2005 12:43 PM

the video is awesome.. he could have been one of the greatest boxers of all time..

SmokeyTheBear 01-23-2005 12:44 PM

cool comp. def a sweet punch

SpaceAce 01-23-2005 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical
wonder how many wms will say that they can kick his ass now

I was in jeff's crib one night about eight
And we were watchin'a couple of mike tyson fight tapes
Jeff was like...

Man, you see how hard mike's punchin'?

Come on jeff the other guy was just lungin'
Left, right, left, right, another k.o.
If that was me i'd a been ok though
The very next day i gave russell a ring
With j.l. and omar we all called don king
I said 'yeah, don i got a problem

Tell 'em prince

'yeah what's up? what you sayin? you tryin' to solve 'em?'
'forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty'
'me and mike, two months, trump, atlantic city'

Yo, you got this you gonna bust dude up

Yeah, you can be my trainer

Word up?

I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice
And yo jeff, straight up, i think i can mike tyson

Man, you can beat him, you can beat him

Yo man, word up
Yo i put on a couple of pounds man we can do this

You can do it

Newspaper boy, old men:

Extra, extra read all about it
Fresh prince challenges iron mike tyson to a fight
(laughing)
Ah he's crazy

Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row?

Hey leroy, you read the paper?
That boy done lost his man

[prince, barber]
There was press conference to see what training i was doing
Before then i had never heard reporters booing
Cameras flashing i was in the middle
I didn't wanna look dumb so i exagerrated a little
I said uh i been training 2o hours a day
Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin')
And i run 10,000 miles every morning
Thinkin' about mike and my moment of glory
(tell 'em more)
I drink water 20 gallons a pop
And i can throw a volkswagon a whole half block
(he can do it too)
And 4 million sit ups...in a minute....
..i ain't lying i did it
(he done it)
The general public thought i was a fool
I was gettin' dissed but i guess that was cool
Well gettin' dissed is never good
But i was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood
I was at the corner at the top of my block
There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop
It was larwence, my barber, and franny
He yelled out

Hey, prince, you can win!

I said 'really?' and i stopped to chat

You could beat him man, if you hit him wit a bat
Ha ha...you gon' get whipped
But can i have your shoes when he break your neck?

Everybody was laughin' out loud
I thought at least my own grandma would be proud
I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her
I heard her on the phone
(a thousand bucks on tyson)

[prince, ring announcer]
It's fight day and man am i hyped
Woah i can't wait to see mike
Boy i'm hyped ready to be my thing
Trump castle casino

In this corner...weighing in
At a mere 165 pounds, the lighting rodent,
The fresh prince! (booing)

And in this corner...
The heavyweight champion of the world...
Iron mike tyson (cheering)

I came out hustling sliding and grabbing
Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin'
For a second i looked good out there
But then mike brought to reality my worst nightmare
One punch, that's all it took (oooh)
He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook
Now how can i say this and be a little discreet
Let's just say that my bowels released
I called timeout and went back to my corner
Said to my coach 'ain't no way i'm goin'
The hell back out there, man you can't forget it'
My body's like a punchin' bag and mike is gonna (hit it)
They tried to make me go meet my doom
But i sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room
The next day the headline in the town
'fresh prince breaks camp, tyson wins first round'
Some fool asked why i ran away
I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'
My career is over as far as fightin'
But i don't know what made me think i can beat mike tyson

SpaceAce

dunefield 01-23-2005 12:49 PM

lennox lewis owned his ass...

Head 01-23-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
lennox lewis owned his ass...

I was just going to say that!!!

ytcracker 01-23-2005 12:52 PM

mike tyson is a fucking gangsta

xclusive 01-23-2005 12:55 PM

tyson in his prime would have beat anybody don king ruined him

EyesWideShut 01-23-2005 01:00 PM

damn yo, I miss seeing Tyson demolish peoples faces

TonyL 01-23-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
lennox lewis owned his ass...

Eh with outside fighting and reach. Give tyson 2 seconds of inside time he never got in that fight and it would be over.

-Tony

Drake 01-23-2005 01:04 PM

He was a machine back then

Pete 01-23-2005 01:11 PM

Great vid, Tyson is an animal.

Pipecrew 01-23-2005 01:14 PM

I saw him yesterday at the bank, he is completely cracked out and can barely walk (he also has a cane)

hottoddy 01-23-2005 01:14 PM

Sweet. Althout I despised him, no one would question he was pretty much untouchable during those 8 or so prime years.

Triple 6 01-23-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyL
Eh with outside fighting and reach. Give tyson 2 seconds of inside time he never got in that fight and it would be over.

-Tony


during that whole fight he had his 2 seonds inside, and thensome, and still got owned the fuck up.

johnny1 01-23-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
lennox lewis owned his ass...


ofcourse, at wayyy past is prime!

Fatalspeed 01-23-2005 01:30 PM

nice video, great boxer..

CET 01-23-2005 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyL
Eh with outside fighting and reach. Give tyson 2 seconds of inside time he never got in that fight and it would be over.

-Tony

If MIke didn't get inside, then he didn't have the skills to beat Lewis, which proves the point that Lennox Lewis was a better fighter.

axelcat 01-23-2005 02:01 PM

hes a moron

dicknixon 01-23-2005 02:14 PM

He aint got shit on lil mac.

sixxxthsense 01-23-2005 02:21 PM

I still LOVE this GUY!!!!!!!!

Fake Nick 01-23-2005 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
lennox lewis owned his ass...



lol, lennox never fought mike at his prime

rip raster 01-23-2005 02:37 PM

He was a magnificant fighter one of the best if not the best. Truely an inspiration to watch him fighting in his prime, it's a shame the way his career went.

pxxx 01-23-2005 02:47 PM

OMFG, that video made me laugh so hard. LMAO

Violetta 01-23-2005 03:33 PM

Mike Tysen is a mad fuck!

FissPunny 01-23-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical
wonder how many wms will say that they can kick his ass now

i could kick his arse

Platinumpimp 01-23-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dicknixon
He aint got shit on lil mac.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Punch out, I love it

AdPatron 01-23-2005 04:21 PM

Too bad he was raped by Don King.

tungsten 01-23-2005 04:25 PM

good shit, he bitched a few people :D

xNetworx 01-23-2005 04:30 PM

Mike lives in my city and I saw him at Pussycat lounge dancing all night, soaked in sweat, with a big ol' white girl... she was about 190-200lbs with a badonkadonk butt. He still looked like he could kill anybody in the place.

wargames 01-23-2005 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
lennox lewis owned his ass...

:thumbsup

Icon 01-23-2005 06:09 PM

he knocks people out wearing pillows on his hands. he's a monster. great fighter, not exactly splitting atoms in his spare time though.....

ChewbaCreative 01-23-2005 06:19 PM

he was a great box dude...in past


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