Asian strippers are evil!
 

It's my fault, but I ended up dropping about more than 1k at the Spearmint Rhino tonight with some buddies from out of town (That was just my personal tab)! I tried taking Izz's advice by "sampling" several Asian strippers, but my dumbass decided to take each one into the VIP room, while letting them drink my bottles! Davie Vegas and M@ can vouch for me.. Asian strippers are evil! :1orglaugh

1K???
Dude, it's cheaper to just mail order one. Fuck her for a bit then leave her at Izzz's place.

ouch.... all strippers are evil

:1orglaugh

holy fuck man, lets go to TJ and get some mexicans that look asian for $60 hah

Where were you tonight! I took your worker monkey out for some fun! :1orglaugh

Let me rephrase.. The VIP table with a b \ottle was $300... The extra $700 went god knows where...But I can tell you this... It wasn't even a happy ending!

See what happens when the lil lady goes to sleep early? I try to find hotties that look like her. :1orglaugh

Nothing beats what you have at home... Always remember that!

I score them for free, wonder why. :)

SOunds like a great time sucks when you go out and you can't figure out were all the money went

I feel sorry for you bro, if you want to date/fuck a stripper don't approach them at work. Just go to where they hang out around the day like the gym or tanning places. You can really spot them from a mile away, just pay attention to how they walk and cary themselves as well as the clothes they wear. Most likely you'll see them hopping out of mustangs and other sports cars wearing fendi/gucci/lv and other stuff like that.

hehe, 1k not cheap, but yeah we're in the adult biz, we're rich! :>

btw. I want to see some proof pic of m@'s courtney love "action! ;)

i hate the strippers that kiss me, they give me that false feeling of "I like you! No, REALLY!!"


lol

$1,000 and no happy ending?

OUCH!

I guess it's like Chris Rock says: "There's no sex in the champagne room."

The shitty thing is that I wasn't there to fuck them. Just have some drinks, hang out with the guys and have some scenery. Trust me... I can get my own without paying for it. I guess I'd better refrain from carrying around that much cash when I go near a strip club.
:1orglaugh

lmfaooooooooooooooo

i love me some AZN booty too

100 dollars japanese massage parlor :thumbsup

sherm thats worse than my $640 night at crazy horse lol

I was trying to top you. :1orglaugh

This is the last strip club I'll be hitting for a while.....Til Juicy, Izzz, The Mob Bucks Crew, Duke and the Big Red Machine take me to Scores when I arrive in NY. :1orglaugh

over a grand?
that's insane!
you can get a hot escort for half that. lol

its your fault for getting easily seduced by those azn chicks LOL !!! Btw , there goes your winnings hahahaha sorry shouldn't rub it in

For 1g you could of flown to Asia and fucked 5 of them. :-)

So Tru. for 1k you can buy like 4 and have them clean all your shit :)
DUke

holy shit 1k, next time just give me the cash and i'll find some slut to fuck you.

Damn...I hope you got some head atleast for that price

Hahahaha, good job, Sherm! Why didn't you just ask her what you can get for $10, Full Metal Jacket style?!

you've got to be fucking kidding me.... well...shit...i guess, if you got it, flaunt it.


//returns to street corner to continue begging for $$$