When i'm home alone and havn't been laid in a while....
 

When I'm home alone and havn't been laid in a while Juicy starts looks pretty damn juicy.......

oh god, did he msg you on icq too? he is alone also

I think of Juicy while I'm getting laid...

you sick fuck

Wow a lot of guys are jerking to juicy tonight eh!

:eek7

oh boy

he dont love me anymore :(

it's not considered gay if the guy is as hot as juicy is

I've got my puckered up juicy lips on the screen, time for some strokin'

When I'm lonely and when its a cold bitter night up here, I think of Juicy.
WG

Im not gay, but my boyfriend is. :drinkup

it pays to know juicy!

when i goto a packed restruant - I just say - "i know juicy' and they get me a table by the washroom right away.

When i'm stuck in traffic I call out my window " i know juicy!" and the cars pull aside and honk as I drive home.

When I'm in line at McDonalds and I want more special sauce on my big mac all I have to say is "i know juicy" and it's swimming in special sauce.

When a telemarketer calls all i have to say is - ' juicy ' and they hang up and leave me alone without any fight at all

When i goto the bank I just say to any sexy female teller 'I know juicy' they have a wet orgasm standing right there.

When I goto the fruit market all I have to say is 'Juicy' and they juice my fruit for me right before my eyes

When i goto disneyland and I say 'I know juicy' i get an armed escort all around the park

when i gas up my car I say "juicy' and they give me super gas!

when i fuck my girlfriend and it's wet all over I say "i know juicy' and she says i'm not nearly as juicy as juicy.

break out the FleshLight!

That's what comes from working in porn too long