Why are breastpumps loud?
 

So I'm editing video and this single pump is loud... and it's not the first one that's loud! You would think with all the technology out there, they could make something that's quiet. Anyway, my members are gonna love it for Fri's update

http://www.pregnantcoeds.com/michelle1.mpg

They could get one like what was around when I had my son 21 years ago - you actually had to manually pump it - no motor :)