I'm going to the wreckin' yard.
 

I'm going to the wreckin' yard with my mechanic to get some parts for a car. I feel so, manly.

I haven't done anything manly in a long time. My legs have started to turn to jelly. My ass looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum. I need to get out and do manly things more often. Sitting behind the keys suckin' on this glass tit doesn't help.

I'm thinking of buying some chewing tobacco before I go. Which is better, Skoal, or Coppenhaggen?

dont chew its really bad for you

I like trips to the wrecking yard. Man and machine.