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MichaelP 01-21-2005 08:37 AM

Interesting mathematical viewpoint ...
 
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Have a nice day :thumbsup

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DEA - banned for life 01-21-2005 08:42 AM

i suck at math nice pc...lol

StuartD 01-21-2005 08:44 AM

I got that email too... from my grandmother... about 3 years ago.

Thrawn$ 01-21-2005 08:47 AM

this is Gematria with the alpha table

you can try it with the omega table
a= 9
b=18
c=27
etc...

and you'll find that satan = 666 lucifer = 666 :)

Wolfy 01-21-2005 10:19 AM

very nice :)


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