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Sarah_Jayne 01-21-2005 03:03 AM

This woman should have her baby taken away
 
Parachutist goes into labour in mid-air

A pregnant Russian woman went into labour in the middle of a parachute jump.

Marija Usova gave birth to a baby girl minutes after landing from the jump in Moscow.

She had ignored warnings when she decided to arrange the jump when she was eight months pregnant.

Halfway through her jump she suddenly felt an enormous pain and realised she had gone into labour.

She managed to control her descent, although she said she was close to passing out at times, and landed safely where she immediately began to give birth, local media reported.

Doctors on hand rushed to her aid and helped deliver the baby. Usova said the last words she remembers hearing were: "It's a girl" before waking up in a hospital.

She said: "I wanted my baby to have the beautiful feeling of flying through the air and free-falling before it was born and give it something really unusual.

"I was already in the air when I suddenly felt a massive pain. I realised that it had already started.

"I cried out: "Oh God help me" and kept my legs tightly together but beyond that there wasn't much more I could do. I just kept thinking that my baby had to survive this. But every second of that descent seemed to take eternity."

She said she had decided to name her daughter Larisa: "It means Seagull in ancient Greek."


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1252370.html

$5 submissions 01-21-2005 03:04 AM

Talk about Air Delivery

Chris 01-21-2005 03:08 AM

whats wrong with that?
yuo hear about women who do shit to make labor come quicker
if the baby was healthy aint nothing wrong with it
my girl just had a baby last week and Im sure if they doctor told her jumpin froma plane would help the lbaby come quicker ( 2 days of labor ) she would of odne it

flashfire 01-21-2005 03:09 AM

she should have had more concern for the babies safety

pr0phet 01-21-2005 03:11 AM

Im sure the baby enjoyed all the g-forces that she is not ready to experience yet. What a moron....

Mr Pheer 01-21-2005 03:11 AM

there sure are some judgemental people on gfy

Candice 01-21-2005 03:19 AM

She's lucky the baby is ok. It amazes me how many people just don't think. I suppose that was important to her though. I'd hope that with her next pregnancy, she'll choose a different method of allowing her child to experience something wonderful while still in the womb....Holy fuck, dumb bitch!

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C~ :321GFY

Sarah_Jayne 01-21-2005 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
whats wrong with that?
yuo hear about women who do shit to make labor come quicker
if the baby was healthy aint nothing wrong with it
my girl just had a baby last week and Im sure if they doctor told her jumpin froma plane would help the lbaby come quicker ( 2 days of labor ) she would of odne it

and had it gone wrong and her and your baby died what would you think then?

WarChild 01-21-2005 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0phet
Im sure the baby enjoyed all the g-forces that she is not ready to experience yet. What a moron....

All what g-forces? You mean the sudden stop when the parachute deploys?

Vitasoy 01-21-2005 05:54 AM

If something did go wrong.. she'd probably would regret it the rest of her life. People these days.

Cassie 01-21-2005 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
and had it gone wrong and her and your baby died what would you think then?

:thumbsup

seven 01-21-2005 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
and had it gone wrong and her and your baby died what would you think then?

would think she was too fucking of an ass and still think she is.. she should've been arrested for endangering an unborn baby's life :2 cents:

Sarah_Jayne 01-21-2005 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by seven
would think she was too fucking of an ass and still think she is.. she should've been arrested for endangering an unborn baby's life :2 cents:


I totally agree...shows a lack of judgement that doesn't sit well for bring up a child.

pxxx 01-21-2005 01:40 PM

What she did was not very smart.

sickkittens 01-21-2005 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
whats wrong with that?
yuo hear about women who do shit to make labor come quicker
if the baby was healthy aint nothing wrong with it
my girl just had a baby last week and Im sure if they doctor told her jumpin froma plane would help the lbaby come quicker ( 2 days of labor ) she would of odne it


I'm sure the risk of something bad happening outways the positives of inducing labor.

jt420 01-21-2005 01:45 PM

sounds like shes on the way to being a great mother

BuggyG 01-21-2005 03:06 PM

hmmm.. looks up there in the sky
it's a bird...
it's a plane....
no.. IT'S NEWBORN BABY!!!

sickkittens 01-21-2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuggyG
hmmm.. looks up there in the sky
it's a bird...
it's a plane....
no.. IT'S NEWBORN BABY!!!

At least teh kid won't be afraid of heights.

EyesWideShut 01-21-2005 03:14 PM

oh man, when my mother would have eventually told me about that story when I was older I would be pretty damn pissed off at her :1orglaugh


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