I'll be married this jan28 any pointers?
 

:( 6 days more... and good bye to my bachelorhood... this will be a big step for me... any tips?

hide your money

Dont.













No, just kidding. Congrats!

get your blowjobs and anal sex in now. really.

You still have a week to run!!! Run!! Run!!!

keep em coming guys ;) i want to hear something from those married peeps here...

Damn thats the day of my Birthday! Congratulations and the best of luck to you and your soon to be wife. Remember this, a marriage isn't 50/50 it takes a 100% from both sides to make it work :thumbsup

WOW! you don't have to worry mate...instead, stay relaxed, have a beauty rest...sleep complete until the day arrives....& have the greatest smile!
best wishes man & goodluck :)

Oh yea, one more thing

Pre-Nup :thumbsup

And, the most important 2 words in your vocabulary, "yes honey".

Say 'goodbye' to your friends... :disgust :Oh crap



j/k it's really not as bad as all these single guys will tell you. The blowjob thing however...

Get as much blowjobs as you can now. You will be left with memories.

congrats DW! follow what Pornopat said. :thumbsup

last chance....
http://www2.sjsu.edu/faculty/wooda/b...busdepot4.jpeg

Congrats to you and the future Mrs. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

or you could just shoot yourself on the 27th and spare yourself the pain.;

nice idea.... but i feel em too inlove to do that...

Run!! dont look back!!!

find a divorece lawyer..and keep his card in your wallet...he who files first is in the WIN

Do all the crazy stuff you always wanted to do, and hook up with as many girls you can, then think about of what your going to miss.... :winkwink:

advance happy birthday... yeah i agree... 50/50 ... but i think i can be a jackass and give 70..

get a prenup dude...it never hurts

I guess you are about to take that next step in life.

thanks..definetely... i will miss a lot of stuff!

Don't let her eat wedding cake, wedding cake makes brides lose all interest in sex...

nothing ... just good luck in your marriage and your career ...

Congrats! Marriage can be alot of fun. Been married 10 years and my husband still gets some daily. ;)

My tip: Learn to be flexible. People grow and change throughout life...grow together, even if you do it in individual ways.

prre-nuptial seminar? yeah we already attended one...(it thats what you mean)

all the best to you and your soon to be new spouse.

From what I've noticed, you get more chicks after getting married. All my married friends are fucking more than ever... only they're not getting any sex from their wives.

nice advie... i will do a research about that... i just hope she'll not get to fat coz then i'll be the one who will loose apetite on sex..

I am expecting that... but ofcourse i am planning to stick on "one wife" and lots of chicks on the side ;)

the fda found the one ingredient that drops a womans sexdrive by 99% its called wedding cake

The only blowjobs you'll be getting from now own will be paid for during business trips.


Also,
The first thing to remember is your life now belongs to someone else. You're her bitch and she has you by the nuts of which she can rip one off and keep it during divorce. Don'd do it dude. Just spare yourself, seriously. Have her kick you in the nuts and give her half of all your assets and just call it a day. The end result will be the same.

thanks... were working double time for one now...

congratulation

i did some search on google and found out...
http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-...omen+sex+drive

...its a joke...

so far...the best advice... i hate bad karma... and i cant even imagine seeing tears from her eyes due to my sick deeds...

i know her since i was 13... and yeah chages is unavoidable.. we grew up separate life, communicate often and after 2 years of steady relationship now were getting married.... i dont believe in fairytale endings... but i have my own now...

Congrats...what's HIS name? :winkwink:

You are about to get be traped.

lol.. "yes honey" is on the top of my vocabulary now..

that should be "HER".. its Mary Grace... such a sweet name for a gorgeous petite lady...

Congrads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

If the thought of other women even crosses you mind, then DONT get marired. Unless she is into that.

yes indeed and i think owned is the proper term

marriage is a good thing

dont do it!

i have 2 here.. but they are nothing compare to her... i can easily forget those 2 and have her.. i cant even consider running away..

do all the kinkiest shit now, cause you'll never do it after that haha