the 10 most important persons in a womans life
 

1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll
love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest"
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots.

hahaaha but no. 10 is gross :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol im going to have to share this one with some lady friends.

my gf can laugh about it ;)

that was the funniest shit i have herd in a long time, i have to remeber that one. thanx for the laugh!

pretty funny

:1orglaugh a definite good one!

funny list lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

funny :)