the 10 most important persons in a womans life

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  • gangbangjoe
    Ronin
    • May 2004
    • 17693

    #1

    the 10 most important persons in a womans life

    1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
    2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
    3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
    4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
    5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll
    love it!"
    6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
    interest"
    7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
    8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
    9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
    10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
    always eats what he shoots.

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  • Spudman
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 3198

    #2
    hahaaha but no. 10 is gross
    Take it Easy !!!

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    • jt420
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 2479

      #3
      lol im going to have to share this one with some lady friends.
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      • gangbangjoe
        Ronin
        • May 2004
        • 17693

        #4
        Originally posted by jt420
        lol im going to have to share this one with some lady friends.

        my gf can laugh about it ;)

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        • Carmensita
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 748

          #5
          that was the funniest shit i have herd in a long time, i have to remeber that one. thanx for the laugh!

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          • brand0n
            been very busy
            • Nov 2002
            • 26983

            #6
            pretty funny
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            • Trixxxia
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2004
              • 5600

              #7
              a definite good one!

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              • Screaming
                I can change this!!!!!
                • Feb 2004
                • 18972

                #8
                funny list lol

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                • axelcat
                  Adult Locals
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 25450

                  #9

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                  • DaddysGirl
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 627

                    #10
                    funny
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