Meloncash = Boobmaster
 

Yes, I am back!

i miss you

congrats, make a pie and celebrate it. :pimp

Celebrate it American Pie style?

hey boob whats shakin

I have never eaten a piece of pie in my entire life.

the bible is a fairy tale. disney hasn't made a weekend cartoon out of it because there is nothing in it that is believable enough to keep children's attention.

I guess with a nick like Evil1, I should have expected such drivel. Care to back up your claims? How do you KNOW it's a fairytale? What is your proof? Could it be that you have no proof and that this is merely your uneducated opinion?

yeah we knew that as soon as you started talking about cooking hot dogs over our sinful flesh in hell.

Why are you here again? You must be one hell of a person to try to get along with, a born again conservative christian pornographer. I don't know how you live with yourself.

I am here to lead you to salvation, my son. :)

uneducated opinion? you have to have the iq of a tampon if you believe noah fit 2 X 1+million species of animals on a fucking boat while the planet flooded.

Yes, I said uneducated. You are a fucking MORON who knows nothing about the bible or biblical interpretation. Where in the bible does it say that Noah loaded 2 X 1+million species of animals on anything? It doesn't, MORON. There is plenty of evidence that supports the biblical account of a great flood. Moreover, the biblical acount of the flood is not the ONLY account. There are many other stories of a great flood in many cultures around the world.

Let's get down to the truth here. You think it's all a fairytale because you are living in sin and refuse to believe that you will have to give an account of your life when you die. You say it's all bullshit so you can tell yourself you are not going to end up roasting in Hell for eternity. But you are headed there, my friend. Time is running out.

You were banned....get the hint you piece of shit.

Jesus was just here asking for you. Has he spoke to you lately?

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You were aborted. Get the hint .... you stupid fucking idiot.

There's no god. Even your own stories don't add up. How could god be all powerful AND just? Look for instance at this Tsnuami. Tens of thousands of children killed all too young to have ever sinned. Would not an all powerful and just god have done something about this?

How do you KNOW this? Has he spoken to YOU lately?

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Yeah... he did actually. I just farted and he spoke your name through my asshole.

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please leave now

Props to my nigga Boobmaster, fuck all the haterz, Bush won, and they can cry all they want from now on, becuz now it doesn't matter :1orglaugh

please prove it isn't...back up your claims

i want proof the bible is NOT a fairy tale

Yeah.. no shit

lets all sing along now shall we.... "Jesus loves the little children... all the children of the world (well expect those Indonesian kids).

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You are such a keyboard warrior.

hahah welcome back man

If I have an omnipotent creator, who loves me completely and gave me free will to choose if I want to warship him or not, how come I was born without the capacity to do that?

I was baptised. I've been to Sunday school and Sunday mass. I've read the bible and I know the stories. I just don't buy any of it. With people all around me telling me it's true, growing up with it as a fact and I still come to my own conclusion that it's nonsense? I can't just blindly say I believe, when I do not. How is this possible?

You don't understand something so you automatically conclude that God cannot possibly exist. As the apostle Paul said, we cannot completely understand the ways of God because we do not see things as they truly are (from his perspective). We see in part, so we understand in part. The present world is all we know. We do not see into the heavens. Thus, from our limited perspective, natural disasters like this appear to be tragedies. The people lost in the tsunami (especially the innocent children) are in the hands of God now, in a far, far better place. Death is not tragedy from the perspective of God. Your remarks only confirm your limited understanding.

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Except that those children don't worship your god. They worship their own. Notably, both of the gods of Abraham are supposdely selfish gods. Each, in their own way, professing "none before me.".

So are these children in the hands of your god, or perhaps Allah? Neither, obviously. You can preach the words of thousand year old stories all you like, here there be no monsters.

People have been trying to prove that for centuries. They have all failed. The bible has stood the test of time. The vast majority of its prophesies have already been fulfilled. The remaining ones will be fulfilled at the coming of Christ.

THERE IS NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT DISPROVES THE BIBLE. NOT ONE!

God hates you and has commited you double life of porn and bible thumping securing your fate to a very special place in hell.

Think Im kidding... read your fucking bible you fucktard, luke warm bitch.

Why am I not surprised lol

I actually like you and had a measure of respect for you. But your assinine remarks are giving me grave doubts.

Go back to pimping your underage bitches, you CP pushing assfuck!

I tell you one thing: I sure hope I'm wrong. When the Apocalypse comes, I figure The Devil will need a few good lieutenants and I'd sure enjoy pillaging this place with horns and demonic powers. Fuck the Arch Angels, fuck Jesus Christ, fuck the Holy Father. I just wanna trash some churches.

If these children are too young to have committed sin, they are too young to understand, let alone worship, ANY God. The only monster here is the one who has blinded you to the truth and who will share your fate for eternity. Get ready to roast.

I actually feel sorry for you. Blind allegiance to a 2000 year old book of stories. Imagine that! You could have at least picked Grimm's Fair Tales and been original.

You're really the perfect sheep for the flock of bible toters. The shame of it all is that you're not even smart enough to see the truth. A blissful life but somewhat sad existence.

I dont care if you like me or not. Your double standard life makes me want to vomit. Everything you stand for is exactly everything that is wrong with religion. Living like Jesus on Sundays and like the Devil on Mondays.

I left any involvment in the church 12 years ago because of lukewarm assholes like you thinking they only have to live their lives according to Gods word on Sundays or when they are around their Christian friends.

The fact that you sling porn and you have the nerve to come in here preaching your bullshit is so far from what God would want you to do. How dont you understand that? YOu dont see the double standard? Gods image is fucked up enough now days... he does not need people like you making it any worse.

If there is a God and a heaven or hell... I lost my soul because of people like you. May you burn in hell forever.

And no.. im not kidding.

Okay seriously, all kiding aside. If there's really a god and Satan, I want to sell my soul right now. I don't even want anything earthly for it. I want to be an angent of Satan and corrupt and steal souls in his name.

Oh Dark Lord, come to me! Make me your servant and I swear I shall work in your name against the cruel creator. Fill me with your dark blessings and I shall strike out at all the sheep, err followers, of the Father. My soul for evil doing now!

wanna? religion is just a tool to keep the stupid people of the planet in line! There is the truth, the sheep(you) accept it because they are incapable of dealing with life(and more importantly death) on their own.. they are mentally weak and need to be led and told everything will turn out great if they just follow some simple rules and feed in as much money as possible. They cant accept the fact that there is nothing after death and the only way the can cope with that is to cling to the fairy tale that there is a paradise after death or a "hell" if you don't follow their rules.

yeah, I'm gonna believe preists, theres a heaven, a hell, and none of them ever reach into little boys pants to fondle their balls. Fucking shit should be classified as a cult, get banned, and all you clueless fucks be deprogrammed.

there is also no evidence proving it either....except faith...rofl

talking to boobmaster is like talking to a brainwashed cult member. There's no convincing him anything... besides, you need an iq over 50 to actually comprehend what's told to you.... much less the fact that you aren't welcomed somewhere that you're banned.

This is the whole point. Who is going to end up in hell? Not innocent children and adults who never had the opportunity to hear the truth, but the self-centered, egotistical fucktards (like YOU) who have REJECTED God. Go ahead, trash some churches if you like. You are just making it worse for yourself.

It always amazes me how people who live in countries where they are blessed with opportunity can so callously reject God. God has given you good health, people in your life who love you, and countless additional blessings, and all you can do is mock and curse him. The sad truth is that when you find out how WRONG you are, it will be too late. You will be lost forever.

OK asshole.. you just fucked up hardcore.

You have no idea the chain of events you have just set off for yourself.

You better have some serious proof of all that. Pray to your God that he protects you because you just fucked with the Devil himself.

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Might as well change the whois on everything you own to me now. I'll email me you my info.

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"Thou shalt not kill" rememember that one? or is murder only cool when commited by your god?

Oh my god??? Christian bashing on a pornographic forum??!? You guys are soooooooooo fucking predictable.... Of course everyone in here hates religion and says we're all here by randomness, that gives them the comfort of knowing they won't have to answer up to their actions/decisions of their life, DUHHR!!! making fun of Jesus in here, its cute, but you guys are preaching to the porn choir...Nobody in this damn forum is truly christian, and if u say u are, you are in some serious needing of soul searching, because surely jesus did not intend us to sell pr0n...

Christians Are So Unlike Their Christ

Exactly. Boobmaster thinks he is a Christian though.


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