How to piss off Hare Krishnas
 

10: Unzip your pants, then wait till they ask if you want to buy
a flower, say yes, take the flower, when they ask for payment,
flash open your coat and run.

9: Tie a string from the end of that ugly little pony tail they
all have to the truck that carries the luggage.

8: Ask him to explain the workings of his god, and then walk him
into the men's bathroom while he's blabbering and leave him
there.

7: Light off some smoke bombs and steal all their flowers, or
better yet their money.

6: Ask him if he's ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

5: Wait till he asks if you want to buy a flower, then say:
"Why, yeth, I thertainly would... How bout I buy one and give
it to you, ya sexy little guy!"

4: Find one in a stall in the bathroom, and knock on a door saying:
"Hello, sir, my name is Washington, and I'm a Jehovah's witness,
would you like to hear about..."

3: Put his pony tail in the escalator railing.

2: Ask him if he wants his head shined.

1: Walk up to one and say "Hey, you wanna buy a used car? I know
cars, I'm a car guy, I got cars, you know I got cars...."

Yes, Alex.

I seriously believe that this guy's crabs have completley taken over his thinking.

He needs to be cleansed.

All Family Members...pray for our disturbed friend.



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Sincerley

YoYoBean

BP4L - Family Electee
- Ive Been Living In Tam's Attic For 20 Years...when will she feed me????

My father is a Jehovah's witness and my mother is a hare krsna
In my quest for enlightenment I have been both,
I don't find this funny in any way at all

Hmm.. do I need the latest beta version of WinZip to do that?

How could a ardent monotheist marry and live with polythiest? And its not like Daddy selected a liberal brand of christianity, he delved into the kooky shit.

Your father had no holidays and you mom celebrated holidays of Krishna, Vishnu, Ganesh, Kali blah de blah de blah. That must have been a fucking hoot. Did you father constantly tell your mom she was going to hell?

You must be all kinds of fucked up.

I have respect for all humans:
except for:

- nazi's
- people who discriminate
- people who have sex with animals
- people who rape children

Show some respect to the people who believe!
I'm not saying it's the right thing, but
we could at least have some respect for them!

Actually my parents were both atheists when i was younger.
My dad became a JW when i was 7 and my mom became a Hare Krsna when i was 9 - they still live together, and it is a very strange combination.

I think the hardest part was that up until that part I'd had an almost 'normal childhood'
I think this is part of the reason why I had two nervous breakdowns by time I was 17 - my Dad always thought it was ME who was crazy! lol
I have nothing against either of their (or anyone else's) faith, it's just not for me.

BTW - Jehovah's witnesses don't believe in hell!

yeah nazis suck

that's because Jehovah's witnesses do not have a sense of humor.

Sounds to me like you're discriminating against the above
groups yourself. Or did you mean to say people who discriminate in ways you don't agree with?

yeah but i think the people he listed should all get shot in the face. sure, we all discriminate whether we like it or not, but people who discriminate on that higher noticable level are just stupid. my friend is a hare krishna and hes the coolest / laid back / most intelligent person i know.

Then why would he forsake meat and pussy?

personaly i thing there is nothing wrong with Hare Krishnas - they are much better than some people you might meet in the streets (like some ****** thugs)
and if you dont like to listen to what they have to say tell them to fuck off and they will not continue to bother you.

lol, its very hard to explain... but part of what they believe in is the idea of ridding themselves of material desire... which obviously living in this current society is a very hard thing to do, but once a person is able to do it, their life is pure and constant satisfaction. now i would take constant satisfaction ANY day over temporary physical gratification.

nickbaauw, sitting up your pedestal. Everyone discriminates. You yourself, are guilty of discrimination. You probably don't even realise it. You see enough people of a certain characteristic (whether it be the clothes they wear, the colour of their skin, whatever) doing certain things, you expect it more and more as time goes on. You're showing predjudice towards these people, and you're discriminating against them for whatever reason (once again, the clothes they wear, colour of their skin, whatever).

Obviously, with different people, it's more extreme. Racists that think every black person is a thieving rapist, or that every kid wearing skate shoes is some sort of vandal.

But it happens to everyone..

Come on everybody "GROUP HUG":winkwink: