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GodBlessAmerica 01-19-2005 02:28 PM

Who is Jesus?
 
Christ Is Someone To Know And Trust - Jesus Christ is more than a system, tradition, or belief. He is a Person who knows our needs, feels our pain, and sympathizes with our weakness. In exchange for our trust, He offers to forgive our sins, to intercede for us, and to bring us to His Father. He cried for us, died for us, and rose from the dead to show that He was all He claimed to be. Conquering death, He showed us that He can save us from our sins, live His life through us on earth, and then bring us safely to heaven. He offers Himself as a gift to anyone who will trust Him. http://christjesus.us/

xclusive 01-19-2005 02:29 PM

He is my carpenter

Corleone 01-19-2005 02:30 PM

I know I've a bible here too

Tala 01-19-2005 02:31 PM

He's a really cool dude I hung out with at Internext. :)

brand0n 01-19-2005 02:31 PM

what is this crap?

r3ap3r 01-19-2005 02:33 PM

Jesus is a cool guy. We hang out and drink on Saturdays.

flashfire 01-19-2005 02:37 PM

JC is a very cool guy ounce you get to know him

Mefo 01-19-2005 02:39 PM

godblessamerica

Mefo 01-19-2005 02:39 PM

who's character are you?

Jozo 01-19-2005 03:52 PM

it's me
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ADL_JD 01-19-2005 03:57 PM

Jesus was gay dude! Haven't you read the Bible... how many guys would surround themselves with 12 other dudes for that long?

pxxx 01-19-2005 03:58 PM

The reason why you are here.

Scott McD 01-19-2005 03:59 PM

Jesus was indeed fond of the cock...

Meloncash 01-19-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_JD
Jesus was gay dude! Haven't you read the Bible... how many guys would surround themselves with 12 other dudes for that long?

Every idle word you say, you will have to give an account thereof on the day of judgment.

Meloncash 01-19-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
Jesus was indeed fond of the cock...

What did he ever do to you to deserve such garbage? Do you think saying crap like this makes you look cool? It makes you look like a fucking retard.

IwantU Bryan 01-19-2005 04:04 PM

Jesus who ????

CoolE 01-19-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GodBlessAmerica
Who is Jesus?

He was a character in a Mel Gibson movie wasn't he?

pet kangaroo 01-19-2005 06:37 PM

Read:

"The Da Vinci Code"

and

"Holy Blood, Holy Grail"

They will tell you who Jesus really was.
:2 cents:

Methodcash Rick 01-19-2005 06:41 PM

True story..

A Jesus "freak" comes up to me on the street and asks me "Have you found Jesus", I respond to him...

Fuck man, I leave you alone with him for 5 minutes and lost him already?!?!?

Jesus Freak turns around and quickly walks off ...

BRISK 01-19-2005 06:42 PM

www.evilbible.com

skillfull 01-19-2005 06:42 PM

please call me skillfull

reynold 01-19-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GodBlessAmerica
Christ Is Someone To Know And Trust - Jesus Christ is more than a system, tradition, or belief. He is a Person who knows our needs, feels our pain, and sympathizes with our weakness. In exchange for our trust, He offers to forgive our sins, to intercede for us, and to bring us to His Father. He cried for us, died for us, and rose from the dead to show that He was all He claimed to be. Conquering death, He showed us that He can save us from our sins, live His life through us on earth, and then bring us safely to heaven. He offers Himself as a gift to anyone who will trust Him. http://christjesus.us/


Jesus Christ is the savior of mankind.

_Danielle_ 01-19-2005 06:44 PM

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Bird 01-19-2005 07:01 PM

The Tantric Master
 
He is the reason I am why Mobile.

Ramos 01-19-2005 07:06 PM

You called!

Jman 01-19-2005 07:07 PM

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Jman 01-19-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BB-Rick
True story..

A Jesus "freak" comes up to me on the street and asks me "Have you found Jesus", I respond to him...

Fuck man, I leave you alone with him for 5 minutes and lost him already?!?!?

Jesus Freak turns around and quickly walks off ...

ROFLMMFAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dirtydesignz 01-19-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GodBlessAmerica
Christ Is Someone To Know And Trust - Jesus Christ is more than a system, tradition, or belief. He is a Person who knows our needs, feels our pain, and sympathizes with our weakness. In exchange for our trust, He offers to forgive our sins, to intercede for us, and to bring us to His Father. He cried for us, died for us, and rose from the dead to show that He was all He claimed to be. Conquering death, He showed us that He can save us from our sins, live His life through us on earth, and then bring us safely to heaven. He offers Himself as a gift to anyone who will trust Him. http://christjesus.us/

He has the biggest cock I've ever seen !


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