ASSHOLES on line at 7-11 (LONG RANT)
 

Alright, maybe I'm a bit wound up in the morning, but there are two things that drive me insane when online at convenience stores, and everyone reading this is either pissed off about it, or you are one of these jerkoffs yourself... if so, STOP IT!

#1- Lottery ticket guy: First of all, it's 8am there are 100 people online trying to buy their coffee and get on with their miserable lives, fuck their secretary, kick the dog, whatever. Then you look at the front of the line and see him...he sees that there is a long line, knows damn well that it is rush-hour, but yet in the ultimate act of selfishness pulls out a list of 1001 fucking lottery numbers. I can't tell you how much I want to shove that list right down his fucking throat. now I am stuck online with the fat lady and her annoying little yelping dog, and the smelly guy behind me with so much fucking dirt under his fingers that it is crumbling on the floor (he must be a diesel engine repair man). Now, not only is this waste of life, half retarded, sister-fucking lottery asshole going to read off all the numbers, he's going to check them twice before moving and inevitably find an error which is a whole technical nightmare for the poor clerk who fled here to avoid persecution from some middle eastern country. When this happens, this jerkoff has the nerve to look at the long line like "can you believe you are all waiting because this stupid clerk fucked up?". If I had no self control, this ass muncher would be laying in the parking lot with tire marks across his chest. Do your fucking lottery at 2pm when nobody is in a rush you self centered fuck!

#2-Change guy: People, when there is a line at the store, and you get change...it's very simple. You move out of the way and count your godamn change. But not Change guy! He's now not only going to count it, but he's going to sort his money by size of bill and carefully integrate it into the cash in his pocket which usually consists of $32 all small bills (and it's his life savings, I may add). Now this anal retentive retard is going to realize that he has four quarters (God forbid) and ask the clerk to give him a single bill for it, which again is a technical nightmare for a person that just wants to punch buttons give back change, go home, and live their short meaningless life without the added stress of this moron. Just get out of the fucking way! Count your change, whatever you want! let me pay for my fucking cup of coffee and pack of breath mints so I can get out of here without catching lice from the smelly guy behind me. Once you step aside, you can count your change, and sort your bills. Shit, I don't care if you shove those fucking coins up your ass like a slot machine...maybe you'll hit the jackpot and impress lottery guy...you fucking mindless turd. Yes, there is someone else in the universe besides yourself!

I'm not even going near "Check lady" or old "argue about the price" guy.

ok, I'm gonna go take a little blue pill now.

lol i hate those fuckers also

Don't forget the day laborers greeting you when you enter and exit :1orglaugh

I was at the 7-11 in farmingdale last week,,there was like 50 of em hanging out. I wonder if any them know SQL for 5 bucks an hour :helpme

wheres my fucking breakfast bitch ?

I personaly hate those guys that look for the perfect egg dozen

or the lady that looks for the magical carton of milk that has the expiry date longer than the others

heres a couple more.

ya I definitely agree with the check thing. This is 2005 and anyone that writes a check at a place like that or grocery store is retarded.


1. people who cant figure out the simple machines at the checkout where you manually swipe your card and punch in your pincode etc.

2. deadbeats who hold up the line asking the cashier if they can buy certain things with their foodstamps.

Don't get me started with those guys. I stop at the 7-11 by me (north shore LI) and it's inevitable that as soon as I pull up, a truck with 50 of those fuckers pile into the store. It's like they are waiting for me. And these aren't the guys waiting for work...these guys were picked up on the side of the road like trashcans, and now they are all putting on their "I am a swift an efficient worker" persona's to impress the guy that picked them up (like he's going to remember the guys face tomorrow or something) so you can be sure you'll be jumped in line trampled at the fucking coffee machines.

you are in line, not 'online', lol

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Good ones! jesus we could go on forever.

internet on the brian...

ever thought of going to AM/PM mini mart instead?

Don?t forget the transients (AKA, BUMS) next to the door asking for change....always fun to navigate past them.

The worst is when the fat lady (usually) argues abt the price and makes the clerk check the shelf making the guy leave and walk down the asile to check.

Makes you want to grab them by their hair and throw them out on their ass

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did you get my slim jim like I asked for?

Kill those fuckers! :angrysoap

great thread.. lol

fuck inconsideration

Hon, I hope you didn't curse out any old men, (you know me) I'll cry! :(

I can say that I can't stand when someone walks out the door and doesn't notice you coming out behind them (you are literally right there!) and let the door nearly slam in your face while you're holding 3 cups of coffee, the newspaper....etc. :mad:

Hon, did the pill kick in yet before I tell you I'm leaving you for the change counting prick? :winkwink:

:pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp

man you really need to learn some patience, I hate people too but it sounds like your ready to blow a gasket!

That's what my doctor say's. And my probation officer. :1orglaugh

Viagra guy, who spills your cup of coffee with his boner.

yea that was annoying me more than lotto guy.

lol...jesus the grammar police are strong today! :1orglaugh

Let's shoot them

http://thevegabros.com/glock27.jpg

I'm ready...

how about the spoiled rich lady's or guys who come in and request the ONLY clerk working to pump their gas for them, or check their tire pressure?

hate that shit.. if im in line and some fuckass comes in to ask for that, i always say somethin, cuzz ill be damned if im gonna wait in line while some lazy fuck wont even pump his own gas

that was good. you need to tell more stories.

By me theres one lady soo freaking fat atleast 350lbs the fat from her cankles almost reach the ground in her flip flops cause her fat freaking feet couldn't fit in shoes. Either that broad or every store has there scratch off Annie a 80-90 yr old lady who never even leaves the parking lot cause she buys so many freakin scratch offs then going back with the winners .
UGGGG
LOL
Cheers
Red

http://www.imade.com.au/Pics%5CCouponCornerQLD.gif


here are my lotto numbers for this week.


get me a quick pick and a slurpee too when you go back


http://www.led-signs.com/displays/images/lotto.jpg

i try to avoid those situations

i only go to the grocery store in the middle of the day...i hate lineups and crowds of idiots.

i never drive between 8am-10am or 5pm-7pm being in traffic is like torture

What blue pill?

Stay tuned. I've decided to do a daily rant...this is better than therapy. Tomorrow's is a good one that has been bugging me for a long time.

can't wait

I feel ya brother. That shit gives me shotgun thoughts in a major way. :mad:

haha i love when people are in rushes because i am almost never, the dude can buy fucking tickets whenver he wants to, if its such a big deal go to the store earlier.

Lol, that is some funny stuff.

ROFL! Made my day, man. I think Lottery Guy and Change Guy piss me off the most, and the most often.

Two more assholes:

ATM Idiot. My card was NOT backwards! What button do I push next? What does it mean I don't have enough funds? I'd better try again. And again. Beep beep fucking beep.

Coffee Counter Hog. Pours his coffee then stands in front of the pots while he adds sugar and cream one packet at a time, the stirs it up, then sips, and adds more cream/sugar/french fucking vanilla/whatever.

what makes this post so amusing it that you actually have names for all the people you encountered like "Check lady" or old "argue about the price" guy. mornings suck.

Most entertaining thread in awhile, I also love the names for these assholes. Next time I encounter one, hopefully I will have my phone on me and I will get some pics.

LOL.. this thread made my morning, great stuff

Great idea! Asshole pic of the day