can someone translate this spanish/english?
 

hello like this mellamo rodrigo grace by those of the video because I cannot see or nose where to enter to see porno gay because ancanta see astaora long and heavy penis but notengo me the hoportunida one of haser it already


I am trying to understand what this guy whats... Any translator site I use does not work. To me it sounds like he is saying he cant view the video or something.
What do you think?

oh thats some of that new spanglish.. I only know two people that speak it, babelfish and a guy named raul I met once in texas

Yeah, it seems to be translated by babelfish. Try to get the original text in Spanish and I'll help you.

he wants to see full length gay videos because he want to jerk of

Bad spanish and English mix. The Spanish isn't spelled properly either.

Hello like this I'm called rodrigo grace by those of the video because I cannot see or nose where to enter to see porno gay because ancanta (I can?) see astaora (no idea) long and heavy penis but I don't have the opportunity to haser (no idea) it already.

I don't know what haser is .. Maybe to download? It's not to view. Sounds like he can see a link to gay porn (large cock) but he can't whatever haser means.

Best I can do.

me llamo = my name is
"nose"="no se" = I don't know
astaora long... I think he meant hasta hora....which is "another hour"
notengo me the hoportunida = I don't have the opprotunity
and haser is supposed to be "hacer" or "to do" in spanish....
But still this guys is retarded and is making no sense and he cannot spell.

he just sent me another email:

hello I want that memande videos porno gay pormi mail so that I can see porfavor if noseas bad porlomeno coneso I am satisfied to see them porvideo wanted to be able to aer it I tanbiem vomo you you acen chauuuuuuuuuuuu


Its like he is trying to speak english...

astaora = I think he means at this time

me mande = give me
por mi = mine
por favor= please
no seas = you are not
con eso = with that
tanbiem=tambien=also

the rest of the spanish words I can't figure out because he can't spell his own fucking langauge. But I think he wants you to email him some gay porn to see if it's good or not...

astahora isn't a word

Okay here's the only translation you need:

This guy is so fucking stupid he couldn't qualify for a credit card or possibly afford a site membership.

Case closed.

Here:

http://translation2.paralink.com/

Good luck to you :)

hasta hora

"Hello, I want you to send me gay porn videos by mail. Please, don't be bad, at least with that movies I will get satisfied, and please, I want them with sound.

All the best,
Mr. Surfer"

ahhh
aer was actually hear... LOL