you bring her to your buddy's house to grab some cronic and other people are there and later that day your buddy's zippo goes missing is it fair to blame it on the stripper?
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thats it..! i was expecting something really juicy!
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hell yah i was there, and there wasn't nobody else over , that stripper stole my fucking zippooComment
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Strippers love zippos. When I lived in Portland I used to tip them a nice zippo now and then, and they always liked it.Comment
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Here's something juicy. She was into putting slightyly melted ice cubes in her vagina and then have sex. It was cool at first, but cold vagina kinda made me think about fucking dead people and it got wierd from there. Can't fuck with icebubes anymore, too close to necrophelia.......Originally posted by Persius
juicy? it's the god honest truth too....Comment
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I so love the honesty in that he didnt come out with "A mate of mine of nail a stripper...."
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I have yet to meet a stripper who doesn't smoke something.I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...
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Originally posted by jedi_dynasty
Jedi Die!Nasty!
Maybe they are attracted to zippos....they shine.....and they can be sparkly....Comment
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this has to be a trick question..I was unaware that peoples professions made them theives..except in the case of an actual theif
better not go visit her friends.. for sure they will find our you are a pornographer and they might scream rape or child molestor
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Originally posted by Icon
That is kinda crazy cold pussyComment
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cant a stripper afford a fucking zippoI made my fortune selling pubic wigs! New program Merkin Money coming soon!Comment
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Originally posted by Phoenix
fuck!Comment
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Hahaha. Better find a stripper who doesn't smoke.
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so if a stripper is stripping for u,and when she gets completly naked askes you if u want to buy some weed........... where do u think she's keeeping it?Comment
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forcefully examine her to see if she stole it ;)no sigComment
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Originally posted by jedi_dynasty
In her.......hair?Comment
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strippers don't steal
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Originally posted by Icon
fuck!
to clarify i was talking about the ripper..lol
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And I owe somebody a Zippo....Originally posted by Phoenixto clarify i was talking about the ripper..lol
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ya think with all those big tippers....she could afford a fucking zippo.Comment
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i just wasn't paying for any extra....Comment
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thanks guys, i'm getting a new zippoComment
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yes.
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Originally posted by Relish XXX
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I always blame the stripper when the room smells farted upComment
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whatever goes wrong..blame the stripperComment
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Where are the picccccccssssssss?
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Originally posted by pimpporn
lol hahhahaha - that's so funny because a friend of mine was fuciking a stripper last night, and I gave her $12 to watch - so they were goin at it and I was so drunk I just let one rip - she gave me the funniest look I have ever seen in my life :P nyuck nyuckComment
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LMAO Gun shots to $12, hey did d=she have a black zippoComment
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if anything goes missing always blame the stripper... or the janitor.
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I didn't see one :PComment
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