Question: If you're nailing a stripper and....
 

you bring her to your buddy's house to grab some cronic and other people are there and later that day your buddy's zippo goes missing is it fair to blame it on the stripper?

thats it..! i was expecting something really juicy!

blah a zippo!

hell yah i was there, and there wasn't nobody else over , that stripper stole my fucking zippoo

Strippers love zippos. When I lived in Portland I used to tip them a nice zippo now and then, and they always liked it.

Here's something juicy. She was into putting slightyly melted ice cubes in her vagina and then have sex. It was cool at first, but cold vagina kinda made me think about fucking dead people and it got wierd from there. Can't fuck with icebubes anymore, too close to necrophelia.......

juicy? it's the god honest truth too....

I so love the honesty in that he didnt come out with "A mate of mine of nail a stripper...."

I have yet to meet a stripper who doesn't smoke something.

it was her..get a new one

Jedi Die!Nasty!

Maybe they are attracted to zippos....they shine.....and they can be sparkly....

this has to be a trick question..I was unaware that peoples professions made them theives..except in the case of an actual theif :1orglaugh

better not go visit her friends.. for sure they will find our you are a pornographer and they might scream rape or child molestor :1orglaugh

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That is kinda crazy cold pussy

cant a stripper afford a fucking zippo

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fuck!

Hahaha. Better find a stripper who doesn't smoke. :1orglaugh

so if a stripper is stripping for u,and when she gets completly naked askes you if u want to buy some weed........... where do u think she's keeeping it?

forcefully examine her to see if she stole it ;)

In her.......hair?

strippers don't steal

to clarify i was talking about the ripper..lol

:winkwink:

And I owe somebody a Zippo....

ya think with all those big tippers....she could afford a fucking zippo.

i just wasn't paying for any extra....

thanks guys, i'm getting a new zippo

yes.




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wow, crazy strippers... :disgust

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I always blame the stripper when the room smells farted up

whatever goes wrong..blame the stripper

Where are the picccccccssssssss? :(

lol hahhahaha - that's so funny because a friend of mine was fuciking a stripper last night, and I gave her $12 to watch - so they were goin at it and I was so drunk I just let one rip - she gave me the funniest look I have ever seen in my life :P nyuck nyuck

LMAO Gun shots to $12, hey did d=she have a black zippo

if anything goes missing always blame the stripper... or the janitor.

I didn't see one :P