shocking news!
 

Every time I touch a light switch or a doorknowb in my house I get zapped by static electricity, it's nuts! And the colder it is outside, the worse it is - and it's pretty damn cold out right now :upsidedow

Could be a very bad sign.

hm..sounds like ur in trouble. ha.
seriously though, winter is really bad for static.

that means you have prostate cancer

Isn't that a warning sign of spontanious combustion?

just means you have to stop fucking the outlest so much

fucking outlets gives me such a charge though!!!!!!!

It means you only have one week to live. Good luck.

reminds me of vegas

that used to happen to me in my old house. It is bad when you come home drunk and get shocked.

Sure sign that you are going to die soon :(

I've been hit by a 60,000 volt stun gun... I could handle static electricty.

carpet in your house is a bitch!

your a walking vibrator...lol

maybe you should take out the vibrator