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AmazingGrace 01-13-2005 10:48 AM

Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
 
Good News!

Dear Sir or Madam,

Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?

Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or synagogue will get them to Heaven.

Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just being a good person will get them to Heaven.

There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.

The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds). He was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.

The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)

This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)

This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)

In this passage the Bible clearly explains how to be saved and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)

You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer out loud:

Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in Heaven when this life is over. I agree with You that I am a sinner. I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.

You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed God to save you. Welcome to the family of God.

Salvation is not a reward but a gift. The Bible says it this way, "For it is by GRACE you have been SAVED, through FAITH and this not from yourselves, it is the GIFT of God." (Ephesians 2:8)

Nothing in this world is more important than your eternal destiny.

The Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)

If you have not yet made a decision to be saved, please do so now before it is too late. The reason why it is so important to be saved now is because you do not know exactly when you will die. You may die prematurely in a traffic accident, terrorist attack or some other way before you get another chance to be saved.

The Bible tells us that we will spend eternity in Heaven or a place of eternal torment called Hell. It would be terrible to die and go to Hell when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour.

Some people that have already made Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour worry about losing their salvation. The Bible teaches Christians that we can never lose our salvation no matter what happens.

The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father in our defense -- Jesus Christ, the Righteous One." (1John 2:1)

Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved!

Please tell your friends and family the good news, Thanks!


Have a good day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi
[email protected]



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ADL Colin 01-13-2005 10:48 AM

My employees are really getting out of hand.

Evil1 01-13-2005 10:50 AM

U took a wrong fucking turn on the net somewhere buddy cause this isnt the place you think you're looking for.

Paco, of Large Cash. 01-13-2005 10:55 AM

Canadian/Italian. Been through the RomanCatholic ringer/system, so yah I know the secret code ... I believe it goes a little something like this:

Yah, uh G, I know you've been watchin me. And I know that you know that I know you've been watchin ... I know, you watch.

So, uh, with all that stuff I have done, uh, I was wondering if I, uh, could get you to simply look the other way while I walk by.


NO!

Ah man, come on ... does it help if I SAY I am sorry?

Sure does ... welcome to the club.

Ah, on second thought, get stuffed, I lived my life the way I wanted to :321GFY

AmazingGrace 01-13-2005 01:24 PM

3:23 pm now

lickmymonster 01-13-2005 01:31 PM

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NickPapageorgio 01-13-2005 01:31 PM

Fuck you

Zebra 01-13-2005 01:38 PM

Colin - You need to reinforce the mental conditioning you have been giving the employees. They are starting to crack.

TheMob 01-13-2005 01:41 PM

hmm, i never thouht it was that easy

Manowar 01-13-2005 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
My employees are really getting out of hand.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NickPapageorgio 01-13-2005 01:45 PM

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D Flower 01-14-2005 12:52 AM

Hmmm.....

serguei 01-14-2005 01:50 AM

Hi guys! NO way to Heaven after your life has ended.... The human sense as: hearing, vision, desire and so on... Working only when your mind is live... No life after your death...... :Oh crap

Twe Russ 01-14-2005 01:51 AM

Bless us father for we have sinned. :x

michel 01-14-2005 01:54 AM

You can't be serious

Shoehorn! 01-14-2005 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1
U took a wrong fucking turn on the net somewhere buddy cause this isnt the place you think you're looking for.

:1orglaugh


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