from a geek board...
 

Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

lol.....

hit me up on ICQ and I will send you money for a new card ;)
jk

He can't even get masturbating down...how can he ever expect to get laid?

ROFL, thats some funny shit.

Tell him to clean it with alcohol... might help

wahahaahaha

Haha funny thread Try using alcohol

Ew... Thats just gross

Hello, overclockers tech support how may I help you.
Hi, well there seems to be an issue with <insert part x here> it no longer works, I was hoping to get a replacement.
Certainly sir, is there anything that may of happened to damage <insert part x here>?
I jizzled on it...
<Dial Tone>

:1orglaugh

lol, just to be clear... i copied and pasted that from some geek board

I DID NOT WRITE THAT

he he he lol :)

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