Sleazy...I'm moving in with you...
 

My lease is about to expire. With all that extra space you have, I figured I would just stay with you for awhile. No funny business, though. I am not going to sleep with you no matter how much money you offer. I'll let you have the master bedroom for now since your things are already in there. We'll discuss moving you into the guest house in a few months when you're more adjusted. The other details will take care of themselves.

When would be the best time to bring my stuff over?

hardy har har

What can i say, I'm drunk..

:eek7 :sleep :sleep

Poor poor attempt at being funny.

"No matter what you say, or pay, you can't touch my cock. Oh and, I'll let you keep your car since the insurance is already paid - But guess what when your sleeping, I'm going to take it out. OMG ROTFLMAO. hehe"

Type of shit. :disgust

I'll have to agree with you on this one...although, I have no idea what you just typed in quotations...maybe your own lame attempt at humor?