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BT 01-13-2005 02:13 AM

Cops Use Taser on a fucking Nude Jogger! LMAO
 
WEST MEMPHIS, Ark. (AP) -- Officers have finally arrested a man for making late-night runs in the nude along Airport Road in West Memphis.

Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis was apprehended Monday night, West Memphis police said Wednesday. Officers had to use a taser to subdue Patterson, who had dodged police for six months or so.

The jogger was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers on location. After his capture, Patterson was charged with indecent exposure, fleeing and resisting arrest.

"You know, this one has just got me kind of speechless," said Mike Allen, assistant chief of the West Memphis police department.
Allen said it wasn't known why the man was jogging while nude.

Fake Nick 01-13-2005 02:15 AM

yeah , America , land of the free

you are free to live how you want

NOT

:)

Webmaster_Logic 01-13-2005 02:16 AM

I cant imagine the look on the cops face when the jogger joged by his car :1orglaugh

Entropy 01-13-2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
yeah , America , land of the free

you are free to live how you want

NOT

:)

I challenge you to name anywhere that is truly free...

BT 01-13-2005 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entropy
I challenge you to name anywhere that is truly free...

Canada :1orglaugh

adamneve 01-13-2005 02:23 AM

they will love him downtown :D

Magg 01-13-2005 02:39 AM

i dont see the big deal... other than kids seeing him, but since he was doing it at night, who cares... if you dont like it, dont look.. not that it even matters

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-13-2005 02:42 AM

Wonder where the taser hit em.

Entropy 01-13-2005 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Canada :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Home of the free, land of the brave...

Entropy 01-13-2005 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg
i dont see the big deal... other than kids seeing him, but since he was doing it at night, who cares... if you dont like it, dont look.. not that it even matters

In America, kids that see nudity are fucked for life...Just ask Ashcroft..

BT 01-13-2005 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entropy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Home of the free, land of the brave...

:1orglaugh I heard that

woj 01-13-2005 04:11 AM

heh, pretty funny...

emthree 01-13-2005 04:16 AM

Brave my ass.
More pussies in the US than other countries combined.

VeriSexy 01-13-2005 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Canada :1orglaugh


I have seen nude activist ride topless on their bikes....... :winkwink:

pornstar2pac 01-13-2005 04:20 AM

funny stuff, too bad there's no video

beemk 01-13-2005 04:22 AM

yeah lets hate on america because creepy old guys arent allowed to jog nude. most countries wouldnt allow such thing.

Entropy 01-13-2005 04:22 AM

Here in Austin, women can legally walk down the street topless..

Entropy 01-13-2005 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Entropy
Here in Austin, women can legally walk down the street topless..

Not to mention we have an old homeless guy named Leslie that rides his bike around town in nothing but a thong...He runs for mayor every year...

fischi 01-13-2005 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entropy
I challenge you to name anywhere that is truly free...

The question is, how do you handle that.
A Taser is a weapon that can be lethal in some cases.
If you utilize such a weapon, you make your morality/law more important than the life of a human beeing.
The ideology stands against the rights of the individual.
That, in my opinion, is not an attribute of a free country.

Entropy 01-13-2005 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fischi
The question is, how do you handle that.
A Taser is a weapon that can be lethal in some cases.
If you utilize such a weapon, you make your morality/law more important than the life of a human beeing.
The ideology stands against the rights of the individual.
That, in my opinion, is not an attribute of a free country.

I don't disagree at all...America is not completely free...but nowhere else is either...

com 01-13-2005 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entropy
Not to mention we have an old homeless guy named Leslie that rides his bike around town in nothing but a thong...He runs for mayor every year...

I would vote for him

BT 01-13-2005 04:40 AM

If he would have been jogging down the street naked in south beach he would have had a platoon of homos g-shocking his ass with semen! :1orglaugh


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