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TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:05 AM

KB Adds Two New Clients
 
I am happy to say I have retained two new clients to the roster for my consulting and PR company.

I am proud to say that I am representing http://www.foundrynap.com
a very good hosting company that is definitely on the come up- as well as I am happy to announce

I will be representing the best Herbal Affiliate Program on the web as well-
http://www.joebucks.com

Press releases go out - but just so there is no confusion
I am no longer repping Mensniche.com
but am at JOEBUCKS.COM

A very REACHABLE company, located in the USA, that manufactures and distributes their own line of pills and products, and has a 100% reliable backend

Both companies have offices in Southern California and I look forward to working with both of them.

Juicy D. Links 01-13-2005 12:07 AM

Now that is..........

http://www.gl4l.com/images/pp.gif

jt420 01-13-2005 12:09 AM

congrats on your new clients kb. foundrynap.com has been good to me.

baddog 01-13-2005 12:11 AM

Congrats, KB, and thanks for the hookup. Our proposal will be on their desk in the AM

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jt420
congrats on your new clients kb. foundrynap.com has been good to me.

Good to see happy customer- Chris is a great guy with a real bright future-

I wish to earn a lot of webmasters' hosting business email me at [email protected] if you have FHG's

I want to show you gallery guys what are servers can do!

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Congrats, KB, and thanks for the hookup. Our proposal will be on their desk in the AM

well at least you were hip to this for a few days now :-))

J$tyle$ 01-13-2005 12:12 AM

What's happened KB?

Your penis didn't grow? You didn't produce more "volume"?

Did Mensniche's products not work, KB?

Inquiring minds want to know!

LMAO

Congratz on your new clients, bro!

:)

D-Money 01-13-2005 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
What's happened KB?

Your penis didn't grow? You didn't produce more "volume"?

Did Mensniche's products not work, KB?

Inquiring minds want to know!

LMAO

Congratz on your new clients, bro!

:)


KB thought it was hair growth formula and his head got big.

:1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
What's happened KB?

Your penis didn't grow? You didn't produce more "volume"?

Did Mensniche's products not work, KB?

Inquiring minds want to know!

LMAO

Congratz on your new clients, bro!

:)

It's not that they didn't work well J Styles
It's the fact that Joebucks.com SELLS BETTER!
I love their backend and tracking system, and I have known Gary a few years and he is as solid as you can find in this business- he was my number 1 affiliate at sextoynetwork.com a few years back as well-
He is a smart guy with some big plans.

Bad Dog is going to help us rock some SE's and Joebucks.com will be the affiliate program for penis enhancement sites for years to come.

Manowar 01-13-2005 12:18 AM

Congrats man

J$tyle$ 01-13-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
It's not that they didn't work well J Styles
It's the fact that Joebucks.com SELLS BETTER!
I love their backend and tracking system, and I have known Gary a few years and he is as solid as you can find in this business- he was my number 1 affiliate at sextoynetwork.com a few years back as well-
He is a smart guy with some big plans.

Bad Dog is going to help us rock some SE's and Joebucks.com will be the affiliate program for penis enhancement sites for years to come.

Awesome man!

Sounds like a great deal for you both! Tell Gary I said "what's up?!"

:thumbsup

... and I keep hearing more and more about FoundryNap ... looks like another solid company!

Again, Congratz!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Zprogramz 01-13-2005 12:41 AM

I heard that Mensniche canned KB

D-Money 01-13-2005 12:44 AM

KB is a month to month free agent of consulting.

People who subcontract themselves don't get canned, they just take in a new client, some clients don't retain another month, some do.

PR is the type of thing that's good for a few months at a time.

What's the average length of a good PR campaign? 2 months, 3 months?

Easton 01-13-2005 12:46 AM

atta boy KB !

next up: Extreme Holly (j/k)

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zprogramz
I heard that Mensniche canned KB


I keep hearing that too- it's funny cause I was subcontracted for 6 mos leading up til the tradeshow- it wasn't happening for either of us and Darren opted to not renew me...
I didn't tell Darren that I signed Joe Bucks in Vegas however because it was my job to rep Mensniche.com there. I felt that was the professional thing to do.

I thought we had left off on excellent terms and was shocked to hear derogatory things behind my back today.

I guess that comes with youth, and I will use my many years on earth longer than them to show that if you don't have anything nice to say it's better to say nothing at all.

They are great guys and I wish them well.
Especially since now I am their competition.

:-))

Easton I am ready for Holly anytime bro-
sign up for Joebucks.com first
adn let me earn your hosting business, that way I will have a reason to come out and visit...

baddog 01-13-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Bad Dog is going to help us rock some SE's and Joebucks.com will be the affiliate program for penis enhancement sites for years to come.


Penis enhancement, breast enhancement, hair loss, weight loss, carb blockers, nicotine patches . . . you name it, they have it.

I am excited to have the chance to let AdultSEM.com do their thing with JoeBucks.com

ArikaAmes 01-13-2005 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money
KB thought it was hair growth formula and his head got big.

:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Sorry funny...

Congrats KB!!! That is definitely some good news! :pimp

Zprogramz 01-13-2005 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I keep hearing that too- it's funny cause I was subcontracted for 6 mos leading up til the tradeshow- it wasn't happening for either of us and Darren opted to not renew me...
I didn't tell Darren that I signed Joe Bucks in Vegas however because it was my job to rep Mensniche.com there. I felt that was the professional thing to do.

I thought we had left off on excellent terms and was shocked to hear derogatory things behind my back today.

I guess that comes with youth, and I will use my many years on earth longer than them to show that if you don't have anything nice to say it's better to say nothing at all.

They are great guys and I wish them well.
Especially since now I am their competition.

:-))

Easton I am ready for Holly anytime bro-
sign up for Joebucks.com first
adn let me earn your hosting business, that way I will have a reason to come out and visit...

Well good luck to you

baddog 01-13-2005 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zprogramz
I heard that Mensniche canned KB


I am sure you did, but as he told me a few days ago that he was leaving I am afraid it was just Darren's attempt at damage control.

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zprogramz
Well good luck to you

Thanks Z- I appreciate your kind words.

drop me an email at [email protected] if I can ever help you or your company- I like to refer lots of business to those who have good products or services...

BradM 01-13-2005 12:51 AM

Joebucks is a good program.. used them personally in the past and they convert well...

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Joebucks is a good program.. used them personally in the past and they convert well...

See?

I told you all. I like to work with only winners!
Joebucks thanks you for your kind testimonial!

JulianSosa 01-13-2005 12:52 AM

Who does foundary use as an upstream?

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I am sure you did, but as he told me a few days ago that he was leaving I am afraid it was just Darren's attempt at damage control.


Well I wasn't gonna go there- (2005 New Year's resolution is to be much more diplomatic)

But yes I have to agree...
:pimp

J$tyle$ 01-13-2005 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zprogramz
I heard that Mensniche canned KB

That's foul.

:2 cents:

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa
Who does foundary use as an upstream?


Level3, Savvis, and Beyond the Network

Thanks for asking :--))

Magg 01-13-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa
Who does foundary use as an upstream?

Yes, as KB listed, our current bandwidth is a mix of Level3, Savvis, and Beyond the Network.

Very shortly however, we will be meshing in our BGP mix a large list of transit and peering providers.

You can expect our network to look like the following in the coming weeks:

--Savvis
--Level(3)
--Beyond the Network
--Yipes
--Hurricane Electric
--LimeLight

Peering which is backhauled from San Jose, Equinix:
--JENS Corporation (AS2915)
--Infonet (AS3300)
--Beyond The Network (AS3941)
--Telekom Malaysia (AS4788)
--Shaw Fiber (AS6327)
--UPC Technologies (AS6830)
--Hurricane Electric (AS6939)
--Microsoft/MSN (AS8075)
--NetCologne (AS8422)
--Yahoo! (AS10301)
--DSLExtreme (AS19817)
--DALnet (AS31800)
--NRSoftware/Xeex (AS32817)

Peering which is backhauled from Newark, Equinix:
--TDS Telecom (AS4181)
--Cablevision (AS6128)
--UPC Technologies (AS6830)
--Yahoo! (AS10301)

J$tyle$ 01-13-2005 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Well I wasn't gonna go there- (2005 New Year's resolution is to be much more diplomatic)

But yes I have to agree...
:pimp

This coming from the guy that drove Andy Edmonds to a nervous breakdown and psychotic episodes?

Geez, times HAVE changed!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Magg 01-13-2005 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Joebucks is a good program.. used them personally in the past and they convert well...


What are we? Dog poop? :winkwink:

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:02 AM

:
Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
This coming from the guy that drove Andy Edmonds to a nervous breakdown and psychotic episodes?

Geez, times HAVE changed!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That poor thing- ever since I gave Luke Ford those pics of him naked showering at Burning Man

He was never quite the same.
And that was the man who was going to save us all in front of congress....

Lee Noga did quite a number on him as well if you can recall :1orglaugh

datatank 01-13-2005 01:02 AM

KB you fuck. Thanks for giving my girl passes for us to the ball. She said I saw you but It was a long day..

;)

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
KB you fuck. Thanks for giving my girl passes for us to the ball. She said I saw you but It was a long day..

;)

Data who are you???

and is your girl hot???
LOL

seriously I don't recognize your nic

BradM 01-13-2005 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg
What are we? Dog poop? :winkwink:

You're my best friend in the world, and FoundryNap is the hosting choice of minorities everywhere! :1orglaugh

I'm just fucking around. I loved my box with you guys. 100% uptime (I used monitoring software to check on it from another machine) ;) Gotta love it.

onlymovies 01-13-2005 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I am happy to say I have retained two new clients to the roster for my consulting and PR company.

How exactly do you "rep" for your clients?

datatank 01-13-2005 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Data who are you???

and is your girl hot???
LOL

seriously I don't recognize your nic


Im new and I think she look ok.

Ask j ;)

J$tyle$ 01-13-2005 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
Im new and I think she look ok.

Ask j ;)

I'm not telling!

Shhhhh

It's better that you're a "mysterious" character

LOL

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
Im new and I think she look ok.

Ask j ;)

dam you guys J Styles won't tell me-
I am at a loss-
Your girl must be hot-if I gave her passes
Let me see did u recently get engaged?

datatank 01-13-2005 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
dam you guys J Styles won't tell me-
I am at a loss-
Your girl must be hot-if I gave her passes
Let me see did u recently get engaged?


I got "the club" on tivo im out sleep well all

J$tyle$ 01-13-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
I got "the club" on tivo im out sleep well all

that's some cryptic ass shit

:helpme

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlymovies
How exactly do you "rep" for your clients?


Below are links to major media I have done recently- in addition to all of
this I have been written up in RollingStone, Hustler, Playboy, and most
recently on 20/20 Friday Jan 9th - http://www.marketingfirm.com/kbmedia.wmv
I was also the mastermind behind the Houston labia surgery

HOWARDS STERN JANUARY 9TH, 2004

http://www.sexbrat.com/kbstern.wma

I was also featured in Jackie Collins Presents- Scandalous for E Networks this year as well as 2 VH-1 Specials
"Rich , Famous, and Naked"
"When Celebrities Get Scammed"


http://www.********.com/read.aspx?ID=4355

http://www.avnonline.com/index.php?P...tent_ID=106848

http://www.topprotalent.com/newsdetail.php?ID=1804

http://www.paris-hilton-sex-video.in...sex_video.html

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/2020/..._040109-1.html

http://www.msnbc.com/news/466460.asp

http://www.transfert.net/a9078

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,58665,00.html

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.08/sex_com.html

http://www.techtv.com/unscrewed/epis...586770,00.html

http://www.softcom.net/webnews/wed/a....RG-7_EJ9.html

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/tv/2004/01/09/celebritysextapes/

http://www.avninsider.com/stories/houston071202.shtml

http://www.adultvideonews.com/archiv...by0900_03.html

http://research.yale.edu/lawmeme/mod...ticle&sid=1169

http://journalism.berkeley.edu/proje...e/2003_04.html

http://www.bunnyranch.net/celebritycorner.html

http://www.avnonline.com/issues/2002...402_lead.shtml

http://www.avnonline.com/issues/2001...z0801_01.shtml

http://xbiz.com/articles/index.php?article_idp=843

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:24 AM

ICE?

Club Ice is "the club" in Vegas-

So it has to be a Vegas guy or DJ Airek
I say it's Simon

wargames 01-13-2005 01:25 AM

congrats

J$tyle$ 01-13-2005 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

"Who is going to take a penis pill maker to court," asked Kevin Blatt, a former marketing executive at H*****O, "and go in front of a jury of their peers to say, `I bought a bottle of pills to enlarge my penis and they didn't work?' "


ahahahahahahahaha

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
"Who is going to take a penis pill maker to court," asked Kevin Blatt, a former marketing executive at H*****O, "and go in front of a jury of their peers to say, `I bought a bottle of pills to enlarge my penis and they didn't work?' "


ahahahahahahahaha

I may have said that
:-))

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:29 AM

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/awe/kbsells.ram

BradM 01-13-2005 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
"Who is going to take a penis pill maker to court," asked Kevin Blatt, a former marketing executive at H*****O, "and go in front of a jury of their peers to say, `I bought a bottle of pills to enlarge my penis and they didn't work?' "

May have been true 1-2 years ago. These days... yeah someone will I think.

Darren 01-13-2005 01:36 AM

Geeze Mr KB, your all lovely on ICQ when I tell you that due to you bringing 2 clients in 6 months (who sent 0 sales) that we are letting you go. Theres no damage control here at all, I feel sorry for any company you work with.

Good luck, and don't ever question my business decisions because of my youth, unlike yourself I do not make promises and fail to reach them and then change company every other week. I dealt with this by telling you personally and your business professionalism is sooo good that you post on the boards.

It must also be your great business mind that decided to signup to JoeBucks before VEGAS when we had no intentions of firing you because at this show it was your time to "shine" obviously deep in yourself you knew this was bull shit and decided to find another mug.

your old school hey? About time you left school.

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:42 AM

i was retained for Public Relations Darren for Mensniche
Scott Trimble is your SALES guy- Andy is Your sales guy

When you needed press releases written and disseminated properly I did my job.

When I told you I'd try to get affiliates on top of everything else I knew I wouldn't make HUGE money but no money?

I also did get you a few affiliates to use Unique Plug Ins -

Ask Gigacash
:-))

D-Money 01-13-2005 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darren
Geeze Mr KB, your all lovely on ICQ when I tell you that due to you bringing 2 clients in 6 months (who sent 0 sales) that we are letting you go.

First I want to start by saying, I love Mensniche. Nothing bad to say about Mensniche at all, just good things.

But when I refered you to KB I offered you my marketing firm or you can hire KB's PR firm. Now you're upset because he didn't bring in sales? I thought you hired a PR guy?

I hope you both can resolve issues because we're all in this game to make more money, not fight with each other over who ended a relationship first.

I know I'm going to help Mensniche in their efforts of making more money since we have lot's of Players Ball footage coming out soon that will be branded with their name on it.

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 01:46 AM

I was retained for Public Relations Darren for Mensniche
Scott Trimble is your SALES guy- Andy is Your sales guy

When you needed press releases written and disseminated properly I did my job.

When I told you I'd try to get affiliates on top of everything else I knew I wouldn't make HUGE money but no money? It was time to move on-
I made you a committment and i fulfilled it.

You want to tarnish my name and feel big that you fired an old schooler?
I can live with that- I get pussy.
I think you saw by my pics on Scott's camera.

I didn't take the shared room you booked me with Scott becasue it wasn't right knowing that I would be leaving the company - all my expenses have been paid out of pocket by me and never did I ask for reimbursement

I didn't say anything negative about your company from what I see, and I WASN'T the one telling people I got fired behind my back.

I also did get you a few affiliates to use Unique Plug Ins -

Ask Gigacash

:thumbsup
:-))


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