New Inventions By Blondes
 

A book on how to read.

Inflatable dart boards

Reuseable ice cubes

The water-proof towel

Zero proof alcohol

Mechanical Pencil sharpeners

Rolls Royce pickup truck

Turnip ice cream

Pedal-powered wheel chairs

See-through toilet tissue

Watermelon seed sorter

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Powdered water

Submarine screen doors

Waterproof tea bags

lol nice ones.

i know some of those are funny, my gf is also blonde and sometimes, I have To Give Her The Ol' "Come on Now.....Jessica" meaning jessica simpson....ha ha she hates that shit

Reuseable ice cubes may not be such a bad idea

thank you blondes for contributing to the world

A good list
thanks

Shitlist duly inflated.

You forgot the solar powered flashlight.