If You Knew *THE EXACT* Day You Would Die?
 

What would you do? im eager to see how this turns out!

Heres what i would do!

If i had kids:

Id leave some money for my kids(for college or whatevr they choose to do) but they would have to choose something to i nvest in, in order to receive it cuz u know how kids blow money these days.

If i was single(this gets fun):


Up until the final day, id gradually blow money on girls and booze. Id throw partys that would never be forgotten(with freinds). I would help who I could and try to have an impact in there lives(because im like that) because in the end you are remembered either in dreams or thoughts or by past experiences with people. That is how u live on in my opinion.

Iv always been a respectful guy so just once id love to throw some shit at a women who is stuck up and maybe pin her down and piss on her face(just cuz). If she has a filthy mouth, id shove a terd in in and walk away.

Now on the last day id probably be getting nervous so im thinking id find a few things i really enjoyed while living my day to day life no matter what it is, and sit on the couch and just let time blow bye and say "adios" with no regrets!

The day before I'd go crazy fucking everyones mothers.

I'd get on a flight to thailand and jerk off in front of everyone the whole way there.
Not before kidnapping an unnamed someone and having my way with her.

i'd enjoy my last days and on the last day i'd get soooo high

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id celebrate the fact that im dying, what else is there to talk about, geez you people make life so complicated.

This thread was made to see how creative people are, and u took a f@ shit on it :jerkoff

if i knew the exact day i was going to die, then every day before that i was guarantted to not die. how does this work if one attempts to blow his brains out?

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wow what a thread :)

lol u guys ruined it already. Whats the point of suicide in this type of situation?? It would be more fun to know for someone who hates life, then they could do anything they wanted to(destructive or not).

In all honesty I would fly up to canada, and spend whatever time left I had with my family. I am a happy guy just sitting on their couch and drinking a diet pop, and eating some carrots. Content as one could be...
Sit by a roaring fire and pull up some hot chocolate and bullshit. That's what I would do.

valid answer and a good one!

The last 5 days

5. Steal a shirt that says "pity the fool" and do weights on venice beach
4. Get crazy drunk and cause havok at a oprah winfrey show
3. Spend 24hours in jail for above
2. Watch Breakdance and Electric Boogaloo back to back for 24hours
1. And on the last day go see these dudes http://www.cybergenica.com/

I'd suicide bomb a Mosque shouting "Jesus rules!".

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I think that Barbara Bush gave the same answer on CNN a few years back

Great question.

If I were single... I would fuck and party until my cock fell off. I'd country hop barebacking any whore that would sit still long enough for me to fill her full of sperm. Somewhere along the way I'd spend some time with my family. Probably after my cock fell off from rot.

Not single... I'd spend it with my girl, family and closest friends, having fun somewhere on a beautiful beach. Drinking wine, grilling and sitting around an outdoor fire at night talking about nothing and everything.

I would spend as much time with my wife and kids as possible simple as that.

I don't think I'd do anything different than I do now.

just live like this could happens today :thumbsup

Same. Every day that you wake up you are on borrowed time. So you should plan for the future ,but live everyday like it is your last

I would kill certain un named politicians...

i'd sit here and post threads on gfy fantasizing what i would do if i were actually alive....oh...wait

i could fuck all day long! mayb get drunk and post a pretty naked pic of myself here in gfy.com LOL


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i'd pull off the greatest heist in history...then piss on my loot

not sure but hopefully it would involve doing something with people I care about

i'd do something illegal but that would make news for years to come :)

No one in my family understands why I do the things I do or live the way I live, but this is exactly why.

who you taking out then?

I would spend my last days refreshing GFY in case I miss something before I die LOL

i would make sure i would bet $100,000 on a game that day

The same as I do now. :)

"Dream as if you will live forever
and live as if you will die today." - James Dean

No regrets :thumbsup

If you had 24 hrs to live, What would you do? Who would you screw? Who would
you wanna notify? Or would your ass deny that your ass is about to die? :)

I'd kill someone who i've wanted to kill for ages...

damn u guys have alot of anger built up...i see a bunch of id kill kill kill lol

DMX:
Twenty four left until my death
So I'm gon waste alot of lives but, I'll cherish every breath
I know exactly where I'm goin, but I'm a send you there first
And with the shit that I'll be doin, I'm a send you there worse
I've been livin with a curse, and now it's all about to end
But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
See four up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like three villains on Wall Street, into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever, but this wasn't fame

Black Rob:
You know when I was close to the ledge
I'd probably be in the wedge
With this bare spanish mami playin tween my legs
Then I'm off to get choke and smoke one a them dreads
And get that bitch Jermaine Nile that gave us up to the feds
Thought of momma, wrote her a note we ain't close
I hate her boyfriend so I put one in his throat
Fuck around and sniff an ounce of raw, bust the four
Fours, pull out my dick and take a piss on the floor
Jump in the whip, git them cats I wanted to git
Since the Tavern on the Green robbery in eighty-six
Went home took a shower in ice cold water
And spent my last hours wit my son and my daughter

Mase:
Yo I'd turn out all the hoes that's heterosexuals
Smack the conceded niggaz right off the pedestal
I'd even look for my dad that I never knew
And show him how I look and my Beretta too
I'd do good shit like take kids from the ghetto
Show them what they could have if they never settle
Take every white kid from high class level
Show em what Christmas like growin up in the ghetto
Teach niggaz how to spend stack the rest
Give blunts to the niggaz under massive stress
Give every bum on the street cash to invest
an hope Harlem World blow up be my last request

You ever see the movie Groundhog Day??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

would suck to find out after a killing and raping spree there was an error and youre not dying.

never think about that before...
and i will never do...i simply doesn't want to bother myself with that:)

Eat like a pig until the moment I die

Live better then the day before, until I die.

:1orglaugh Thats moderatly funny....

i would find the biggest black bitch and order her 50 panago pizzas and make her eat them all while i sit under her and lick her asshole like a donkey and saltlick.

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I would get a ton of loans with balloon payments due after that date.