Today I shit my pants for the first time...
 

No I didn't really shit my pants. But I can say today was the first time I ever got nervous while driving in the snow. I spent like 2 hrs driving in white out conditions because various roads and routes were closed. Almost hit 3 telephone polls, did 2 360's, and skid for a good block and a half...

The fucked up thing is we only got like 6 inches of snow.. But it seems that they forgot to plow the fucking roads tonight...

A girl shit on my bed a few weeks ago while I was fucking her... :(

:1orglaugh

please tell me you're joking :helpme

probably when she started to sober up and realized who was fucking her...

Nope...sadly, it's true...there is even a thread about it...

I'd shit my pants if I got to fuck me too...

I done that before in Colorado, ended up on the wrong side of the highway with a semi comming.

Shit like that can change you:)

I'm shitting my pants right now.

Look after yourself Headless!

Propably wrong hole dude, be sure next time ! :D

lies lies all lies

i hate hate hate driving in traffic. im sure cavement didnt have to deal with anything that involved so much terror....always inches from death and trusting every fuck next to you....fuck that

so I guess it's safe to say that you fucked the shit out of her lol

we're having a really bad blizzard...-45 with blowing snow, I wont be going out for a couple days

man thats not nice hahaha :Oh crap

what car were you drivin