Life instructions
 

Life's Instructions in 10 easy steps:

1.Money is not everything.... There's MasterCard & Visa.
2.One should love animals.... They are so tasty.
3.Love everybody.... Love every BODY.
4.Save water... Shower with your girlfriend.
5.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught
6.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. But behind every unsuccessful man, there are 2.
7.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
8.A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spends.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9.Wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
10.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

So true !