I dont get this metro shit
 

My brother is a " metro sexual " I guess you could call him that , always looks like he crawled off the new clothing rack , whitest shoes you can get etc ..

All this time and money to be 1/2 female ?
Maybe its me .. but guys wake up scratch their ass shower throw on some old jeans and get going ..

You will never see me getting a fuckin manicure etc or hell .. even putting gel in my hair for that matter


Do girls really find guys that are so devoted to looking pretty attractive ?
Seems to me that women would be more interested in someone that wouldnt get upset if they used their gel .

good question

i have no answers

i think they will go the way of guys in the 80's with metal hair and makeup. Ya know?

what is metro?

ruggeds where its at I think ..
5 oclock shadow .. worn jeans .
hair look good ? who cares

I just dont see the point of dollin yerself up all perty for the girls .
The only ones you'll attract looking like that is the ones after money .

It can not be argued that hygene is a must with girls.

Dressing up like a fag is a different matter.

In all complete seriousness, I know exactly why men are becoming more like females and are sharing more and more similar attributes as time progresses.

Female contraceptives in the water supply. The estrogen in the water supply is killing the male sperm count (proven) and coincidentally effecting male behavior patterns.

Those who are "metro-sexual" will of course scoff at this and yell lie - but it's true. In due time, the physiological effects of this increasing threat will prove to be astronomical in devistation.

You want to be somewhere in the middle, wearing old clothes with holes in them just tells girls your lazy and probably broke. Getting your nails done and a $350 haircut tells them you'd chop off your penis and grow a vagina if you could.

hahahaha, this is the best part ! :thumbsup

exactly !
I replace my jeans when they wear through not when I spill some of my gel on them :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It is a strange concept.....

Metro = Closet IMHO

Im gay but Im the least "gay" guy u will ever meet....In fact that whole "Queer Eye" sort of thing makes me cringe, I have to turn it off - Im actually a bit homophic

I think most Metros are posers that are trying oh so hard to be cool and the rest are just gay. Then again there are some guys that just like to dress nice and can be confused wit h a Metro but isn't...

EXACTLY :1orglaugh

who would have believed that NONE of those guys was gay judging from that picture. wow.

yeah, I would say most metrosexuals putt from the ruff whether they admit to it or not

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I dunno maybe .
Most of the gay people I know arent that obsessed with their appearance .
My dealers gay
its kinda funny , cause hes getting pretty big too starting to be one of the biggest guys in my area ,

So he's gonna be like a gay scarface :1orglaugh

So you guys are saying hygiene is gay?

Some chose to stay on the exact same path throughout their life while others decide to use a different one each and every day.

Machinegunkelly, no offence but that is so archaic ... how old are you?
I am halfway through life (chances are good that I am older than you) and I do not even hold those ideals, being ... I do not wake-up, scratch my ass, shower and throw on a dirty pair of jeans!

Life is what you make it, so if you like to look good (no matter the purpose - for yourself or for someone else) go right ahead - it is very hip and owning one-pair of current fashion is so wrong. Sounds to me like you are a thrifty person, which is something I do not understand. Wearing a pair of jeans until there is a hole makes no sense to me!

I would hate to hear what I would be called after you see my closets.

it sure as hell sounds like that.

no .. reread the thread .
Hygene good ..
tooo much bad .

its just a stupid fad, like those idiots wearing hostpital clothes in the mid 90s.

No no , Im not trying to offend anyone and have taken no offence to your post .

I personally have about 3 showers on the average day , simply cause I need a break from the PC and I find it relaxing .

My title of the thread said it loud and clear " I dont get this metro shit "

Myself , I dont dress to impress I spend my money on things that are more important to me thats all ..

I never said any metro was gay but I did say half female .

Basically cause its mostly females that care soooo much about their appearance , not that I dont but its not going to hold me up if hair number 93384 is out of place .

that's fuckin hilarious :1orglaugh

I said old .. not dirty .

I dont see the point in buying new pants when I have enough pairs that do the job .

Ok I don't consider myself a metrosexual but I do enjoy getting dressed up every so often. I don't think it's a bad thing to want to look good as long as you don't have to put on a silk shirt to take out the garbage.

And calling metrosexuals half female is funny because I bet some of those guys get more pussy than the average guy. To each his own I guess.

I go tanning, I style my hair and I shave my balls, does that make me already metrosexual?

Depends .. do you shave them in the winter too ?

I long ball it it the winter
:1orglaugh

Whats wrong with looking good? Spending lots of money on clothes? Having your hair styled rather than just cut?

It is all about leaving your options open and being different - I do not like to limit myself.

Whats the average cost of your daily get up?

Myself , Im wearing about $400 tops if I got my watch on too ..

So Im guessing that some of you guys must be in the $1000s cause I barely wear brandname shit

Lets clear one thing up here though , IM NOT SAYING HYGENE IS BAD
This is like playing the telephone game :1orglaugh
What I am saying stop me if Im wrong , cause the only shit Ive heard about metrosexuals has pretty much been on this board , you guys have me believing that you spend like 4 hours to get ready , spend $2000 on new kicks just to look " good " .

I just dont see the value in $2000 shoes and shit I guess .
I think I look good in my $100 airwalks :P

One could say the same about a car - who here can afford to buy a car, yet takes the bus. Why buy a car, a bus is all that is needed. If you must buy a car, it is not an SUV but rather something like the Smart car.
Why put rims on your vehicle.
Why renovate your house.
Why cut the grass...
(I have many more)

LOL ... I do not wear a watch ... sometimes I will whip out the timepiece to go with my ensemble, but I never use for telling time (save it for another thread).

Gotcha .
Guess Im just more of a " function over form " type of guy .

$400?

My max is probably $200.

Shoes = $60
Jeans = $50
Shirt = $30-40
Misc = $20

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Women actually convince guys that it looks good, and that's the way they should dres etc...

When most guys really know it makes them look...well....GAY!!! :costumed-

Was talking CND .
Probally about the same bro

I am a romantic and things such as beauty appeal to me.

it is fucking gay, it is skinny as kids who think they have style when they look like tight pant faggots.

those kids were called gay not metros when i went to school and we still call them gay. the style is completly ugly, i mean cmon u know you can never pic up a girl looking like that.

I think that girls enjoy having a lap dog like guy around. You know, a small pretty abomination of everything that stands for manhood? Not that it's bad or anything,

Manhood? Please explain.

and when I went to school, having skintight jeans was manly and baggy pants meant the individual was economically strapped (poor ... hand-me-downs).

My oh my how times change.

As for sexual orientation, I do not concern myself with straight, gay, manly or effeminate -- Alberta is full of rednecks with that mentality (I see it everyday), while cities with larger populations tend to evolve.

exactly my thoughts... you dont have to spend 2k on this stuff... you guys are going way overboard on certain stuff..

No it's not just you.. I do the same shit.

well, I see hip, well dressed/groomed men with hot partners all the time, and grunge with the grunge.

If that is what you are into, have at er.

the fact that people walk around and call themselves a "metrosexual" is stupid.

i think you need to get out of alberta you constantly hate on it.

:2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

I never once tagged myself as a "metrosexual" ... the need to classify is not for me.

Do not try and place words in my mouth - I do not hate Alberta (show me where I stated such).
I love Alberta and enjoy what it has to offer, each and every day.

What I said, Alberta is full of rednecks with that mentality, is my opinion ... am I wrong?
I am positive the bumper sticker and belt buckle Proud to be a redneck was birthed here.

So true.. he who looks like a million dollars,gets the girls. No way around that.

yeah .. maybe but what quality is the girl ?

will she be around when you got tight times and the cash is a little low ?

nope .