Funny Vegas Airport Story
 

So while I was at the show, I managed to make quite a collection of porn. DVD's, mags, toys etc. Because I knew that I had to move fast at my connection stop, I didn't check any luggage; I just kept it all on me in two small suitcases. When I was clearing security one of the xray guys wanted to search one of the carry on bags; sure enough it was the one filled with porn. As a joke for my girlfriend I brought her back one of those rubber penis's that was being given out at the show. So the security guy pulls the thing out right in the middle of the security line. It was pretty funny shit at the time. Especially when people were slowing down to look. So I wonder what kind of weapon he thought the rubber penis was?

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maybe he just wanted to sniff it...

that is fucking great dude, funny as hell

That's great!! Wish I could have seen the security guy's face when he pulled that out of your luggage!! LOL....

Great now your on the terrorist watch list lol

Bahahaha! That's awesome! :)

It was great to meet you Corey! I love your stories hehe :) I hope you're feeling better!

That's one possibility, I thought I saw him bring it pretty close to his face!

How did I miss you at the show??!! :(

hahaha

what did he say about it ? or did he just put it back and didnt ask any questions?

Oh hell no..... keep in mind this guy had to first go fishing through a bag of porn to get to the damn thing. Once he pulled it out he looked at it for like 35 seconds then he had a funny grin, and put it back in the bag. I think he was trying very hard not to say anything because there were so many people around.

Could have been worse. Could have been a butt-plug.

Explain your way out of that one... :winkwink:

Haha, yeah that would have been pretty bad!

Why is the rubber penis a joke for your girlfriend? Did she tell you she doesn't masturbate or something? If she said that, dump her...she's a liar.

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sure he found it in the luggage and not your ass? i hear they like to do anal cavity searches even on domestic flights :1orglaugh

Great story! I'm sure the look on his face was priceless. I bet the security cam guys got a laugh too.

I didn't even think of that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Did that motherfucked have my lighters in his pocket????